rachel. 💖🧀

just a silly goose looking for the rest of their flock

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Alexa, play Mambo No. 5

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Heard @iamRafeWilliams fucks with @Profgampo and I just love him more. Safe travels to CO, king!

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

@NoFilterSkin I thought this was the ADHD/OCD combo but yea this also makes sense

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Why am I only learning at 30yrs old that unleaded gas is not all the same? Apparently my car needs 87 octane or higher, and APPARENTLY the gas stations in Colorado offer 85 octane. I've been putting the wrong gas in my car the past 4yrs 😐

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Candy Crush still slaps though

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Oh no, I'm arguing on the internet again before 10am. Some people really are asshats for no reason 😂

[☆ Sonya #BB28 ☆ @plasticdeadpetz]

Miley announcing she was leaving twitter with this video, rap, and choreographed dances 😭

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Ok maybe I'll elaborate a little

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

.@marcmaron is daddy. No, I will not elaborate.

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Do you know how hard it is to talk my mom through this process on the phone 💀 it's gonna take her weeks to get the courage to navigate these stressful times

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Not T-Mobile being stricter than the DMV + car dealership. Apparently my current DL + marriage license showing the last name change is not sufficient to upgrade my phone because I'm an authorized user only under my maiden name 😅 Yes, I'm a married adult still on my family plan

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

And that's on 250 individual hair extensions 💁‍♀️

[໊ @P0PKULTURE]

As a kid, I truly believed no one had better hair than Miley Cyrus

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

The Ashley O version of Head Like a Hole stays in the rotation

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

Miley Cyrus becomes the only person in history to appear on the Spotify charts under three different names.

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

@VisualSnacks_ Saw it tonight and loved it ❤️

[Miley Edition @MileyEdition]

“We met at her set, I believe, and uh we dated, and then Nick Jonas walked by and then it was over.” 😭

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

The super fun thing about being me is having morning sickness every day for about 12yrs! I love waking up at 3:30 and being sick for hours, unable to go back to sleep 🙃

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Seth Rogen did a beautiful job accepting a posthumous Actor Award on behalf of Catherine O'Hara for The Studio, I am emotional once again.

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Seeing that some theaters got a trailer for All My Sons before the @twentyonepilots and I'm actually insanely jealous. What's it like to be God's favorites?

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Ok, the Eric Dane Famous Last Words special broke my heart 💔

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

@RedRocksCO Presale day 2, I fear we have struck out again.

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

The classic AXS man not moving... Just tell me what place I'm at in line 😭

[rachel. 💖🧀 @CampHomebody]

Hilary Duff @RedRocksCO presale was brutal. Only assigned seats for $490+ remain. 😭