Campaign Jimmy

Firefighter, life long nw-sider, evil wizard, definitely parody. Candidate for the next alderman of the 54th ward
#Prideof45
RIP the book club

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

These caring, community-minded folks inspired me to run for Alderman of the 54th ward. I'll always be grateful for the friends made discussing the #Bardof45

[45thWardBookClub @45thwardbookcl1]

The inspiration for our book club and the #Prideof45!!!
😍😍😍

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

@snchalmers79 @iamagenxmom Rahm tried back in 2012-2013. The result was lower fees paid to meter company for times when the parking spaces were out of service (street fests, road work, etc). https://t.co/Z7YMeLnmIy

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Check it out, a fresh new "standard definition" of fascist just dropped

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@soit_goes

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Are we all just expected to pretend that any discussion of public safety in 2020 or 2021 were part of some collective hallucination caused by social isolation and sour dough off-gassing?

[Gregory Royal Pratt @royalpratt]

Brandon Johnson, who has been vocal supporting defund the police and redirecting resources to fund other programs, now says this: “I said it was a political goal. I never said it was mine.”

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

@BlondeNoxious I can't find the video, but when he wouldn't admit black lives matter. Or the bricking.

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

The UChicago defenders in the comments are ridiculous. The selective memory of urban renewal is amazing

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

So is Brandon Johnson supporting defund the police or not? Can everyone at least stop pretending that he doesn't have a bunch of orgs behind him that do

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

This Dude: We love Jimmy's communication strategy!
The comms strategy:

[Savage Thee Red @SavageTheeRed]

@wttw You know why Gardiner is so popular with his voters. He actually communicates and provides great services in his area. Maybe some of the rest of the politicians should take note.

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

Special shout out to everyone with a stars and bars sticker on their pickup in Jeff Park. I hope the ghost of Tecumseh Sherman marches straight to your front door. Then right through it to the Lake
https://t.co/vm8SgMKBne

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@BlondeNoxious

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@iamagenxmom In recently released footage, we can see Maureen preparing for another evening tour of the neighborhood

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

We can all agree the only reason Lori didn't use the meme is b/c she's personally offended by a well-fitted suit, right?

[Lori Lightfoot @LoriLightfoot]

While you spout your platitudes, I'm busy executing my plan to make this city safer — and it's working. We've hired officers, gotten guns off the streets, and invested in our communities.

You gave a speech. We are not the same.

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

@chicagobars @PaulVallas Transphobe https://t.co/zEs3xK7RsT

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https://t.co/LzE9FZfTZZ

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One last job, then i'm out. I'm going legit. I'm done with the life

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

After months of rumors, it’s official: Wicker Park’s iconic Walgreens is closing early next year. https://t.co/6dFzb25DjF

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

As the next alderman, I'll make sure to speed up communication with constiuents by hiring a bouncer for the ward office and IP blocking anyone outside the ward from the website. No more drawn out process of proving you're a ward resident before asking a question

[Campaign Jimmy @CampaignJimmy54]

Look at our dsa alder dawg, we're never fixing cpd

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REO Sleetwagon
The Mirror Reaper
Snow-shank Redemption
Slushington Edward Plowswell
A licky Boom Boom down

[Justin Laurence @jus10chi]

Mayor Lori Lightfoot announced the first annual “you name a snowplow contest.”

Best of luck to McPlow McPlowface.
@CrainsChicago

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@AldGiardiniera

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@AldGiardiniera when is this coming to your merch store? Sounds like a great conversation starter