Scared bastard

(🏳️‍🌈19, Pre-med Biochem major) Such an worried old bastard
I play TF2 and drink soda. Repost warrior

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

Antique stores aren't open long enough

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

Just got back from court, they will be sandblasting my weewee off! YIKES!!! #ouch

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@chloroformthing Good golly I'm getting cheesed just thinking about his next tweet!

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

Not feeling so evil anymore #healing

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

@gatzzshado7703 Can I let go now? My hand hurts

[🧷luci⛓️🩸 @LEATHERSPIKED]

trying to comfort people feels like this

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

Remember when elon posted cropped gay rat yiff? Why did he do that? #whoremembers

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

Eating granola and vanilla wafers by the fistful #crumbmaxxing

[mina ⋆˚࿔ @badpoiseture]

My managers said “oh my goddd you’re so cute!!!” and i responded with a loud “thank you!!” and then looked down at the 2 year old in the stroller

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

I think twinks are often evil due to their low blood sugar

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They don't want you to know this, but you can put conditioner on all the hair #SoftBush #SilkySmoothArmpit

[( x _ u) zZ @when4ngelscry]

posting on twitter is first stage of schizophrenia

[Iris ˙⋆✮ @boofpegasus]

charlie kirk is lowkey diavolo in fate bc he's trapped in an infinite ai death loop

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

Many have tried to groom me, none have prospered

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

Asking my next door neighbor to sleep in his bed after having a nightmare

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Sending peepaw gay AO3 fics one page at a time via fax machine

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

There's really people out there just giddy to get their meat mittens on some Domino's

[Scared bastard @Campt898]

Getting bootycalled on https://t.co/TE84SYWXj4