Campus Basement

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@RoyalLifeCenter Have you guys seen this? https://t.co/AmUCUs5Jsh

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Kevin Ware to Promote Board Game “Jenga” http://t.co/r9oUeJ27U6

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Here are some things you might miss while being in college, such as a fridge with non-expired food http://t.co/aUD8EPBZ6b by @itiscailin

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Syracuse student gets high on morphine; claims to be Hannah Montana http://t.co/joyF7SxI4C

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Probably the only time you'll ever see Gumby, Otto, and a chicken dancing together... Syracuse University Harlem Shake http://t.co/uBEhOowe

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Pope resigns, realizes there is no God after hearing Pauly D will be playing at Syracuse University http://t.co/pz5bRJPG by @alfet

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Top Ten Pop Culture Predictions of 2013 http://t.co/iBMrDrWu

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Student Asks Question To Prove He Doesn’t Need To Do So http://t.co/Pzes5O8m by @hmerkt

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Have you tried any new classes such as "ANTH 108 – You’re Still a Monkey?" http://t.co/1fPCTmUw by @oh_itsRoy

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If your tweets have extra commas where they don't belong, I won't judge. I'll just assume you have asthma.

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Seemingly Cheerful Turtle Hangs Self in College Dorm http://t.co/rwZwTDGC by @SkinnyJewPerson

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Would Donald Trump be trending on twitter for any reason other than lots of people are making fun of him at the same time?

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Ramapo 2013 Commencement Speaker Announced: The Janitor Who Worked In Steve Jobs’ Accountant’s Office http://t.co/jkMU1ai4 by @jillboard

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30 Rock and other shows insult Syracuse, must be destroyed http://t.co/7e3dXdk8

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Mizzou’s Twerk Team Turns Heads, Werks Dat Booty http://t.co/aYGiEy6q by @natmkirst

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Every campus has its designated napping center... http://t.co/NLRy4kCL by @beccagrumet

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Phone Screenshots Officially Confirm Syracuse is Coldest Place Ever http://t.co/oqF2XnDx

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Back to school culture shock? Here are some Post-Break Revelations http://t.co/JbPG6PpR by @itiscailin

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The Differences Between Fall and Spring Semester http://t.co/4UKrVFlt by @alfet

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The Unofficial @GirlsHBO Drinking Game. Check it out @lenadunham! http://t.co/ZanhMS7U by @bgates713