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'Honestly we have so much planned. I don't want to give too much away but Sister Belinda is planning a 'non-quiet hour'!'

Nuns Rejoice as Student Life Reintroduces Live-In-Residence Nuns (LIRN) Program

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Last in Sales, First in Our Pants.

It's a Dynasty - Greco Pizza Guy Named Sexiest Antigonish Pizza Mascot for Third Straight Year

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'It warms our hearts to see the town and university come together like this. Keep em Coming!'

5¢ to $1 Staff Celebrate Processing Millionth Nude Photo From Disposable Cameras

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In Response to School Exam Decision, StFX Students Union Activates Cold War Era Weather-Controlling Technology to Cancel First Day of Exams

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Leaked Memo Reveals StFX Regrets Purchasing Rights to Numbers 1-10: “We Can’t Afford to Not Advertise With Numbers… We’ve Created a Monster.”

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Announcement of Convocation Ceremony Postponement Had Itself Once Been Postponed, Report Finds

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Despite Popular Slogan, Fourth Year Students Overwhelmingly Frightened in Final Week of Classes

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Lane Hall Demolition Put On Hold, Traffic Update Memo Circulated Following University Avenue Shipping Vessel Blockage

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Following Virtual Xaverian Farewell, StFX Graduating Class Still Reports Being Uncertain About Whatever the Hell “Whatsoever Things Are True” is Supposed to Mean

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Comments Like This Are What Motivate Our Editorial Team #Journalism

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Heartwarming: Following Successful Valentines PR Campaign, StFX Pivots Towards Mental Health Awareness Messaging

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XXX-Ring: Leaked Internal Memo Reveals Pressure on StFX Legal Team to Find Evidence Implicating Cameron’s Jewellery in Drug Ring

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Swathes of Ellis-Don Supporters Vow to Take to the Streets in Response to StFX "Unfairly" Selecting Bird Construction for the Lane Hall Demolition

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Experts Warn That Drinking Games Corresponding to Hand Sanitizer Use During X-Ring Livestreams Would "Make for One Hell of an Afternoon"

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University Avenue Construction Still Incomplete, to the Surprise of Absolutely Nobody

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Andrew Beckett Approves Sale of Campus Sidewalks to Help Balance the University’s Budget

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Student Blindsided by Exact Same Workload as Every Other Year of Degree: ‘It just came out of nowhere’.

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Op-Ed: Has stfx_memes_1853 Ended Racism? Personally, We Voted No

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The Campus Crow has Obtained a Voice Recording of Mayor Boucher Confirming the Allegations.

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Just In: StFX University Located In Antigonish.

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