Camus_Mont

Humanist, philosopher, satarist and opinion writer. Amused by the absurdity of life. Bridging the worlds of Camus & Montaigne

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@AlexDuncanTX I would say that incest and rape are truly demonic, and if they result in pregnancy, it's a complete satanic nightmare. Women that miscarry, total nightmare. So you're calling those women satanic. What kind of a sadistic asshole are you?

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@LaurenWitzkeDE Oh my God! Please tell me you have an only fans. DM if needed. Signed-Pumped in Poughkeepsie.

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When God makes you rich, gives you a forty-thousand-seat arena and a mansion in River Oaks, you have to get good at dodging scripture. Someone throws a camel and the eye of a needle at you, dodge it. Someone throws "sell all you have and give to the poor," tries to make you look bad, dodge it. Someone throws a hurricane and asks why the doors stayed locked, says the money changers got flipped out of the temple, dodge it. The criticism is a sign that people can see the offering plate on your life.

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@Buddy_Rogers @laralogan It's cannons, with two n's, canons are what priests read and follow.

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@laralogan That's not a tough guy. That's a pussy playing dress up soldier and making videos with girlfriends. Not scary, not intimidating. A fucking joke.

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@JesusSavesUs777 Damn straight. My first question. Where the fuck have you been? Have you seen all the shit that's gone down in the last thousand years? What the fuck have you been waiting for?

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@DennisMJordan Iron age is being generous.

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@MAGAVoice Well someone needs to tell Mr. Musk that two Huangs don't make a right.

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You might wanna look at your history, buddy. How about 1953 project Ajax. We took a democratically elected Iranian leader, booted his ass out and installed a fascist dictator. So you see, many of the problems that we face as Americans abroad can mostly be tied to us fucking up shit in the first place. It's only one example of dozens. And it's usually tied to fucking oil.

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@RealJohnSandor Well, now we know who keeps the ratings healthy for the likes of Fox News. It's morons like you, so easy to fool, such an easy mark for the Maga crowd, such a gullible idiot for Fox News.

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@j32jam That slobbering slur in his voice has all the markings of a post Trump fellatio session.

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@JCVD Point Break, the original of course.

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@Milajoy Oh look, it's another pathetic, sad woman with daddy issues and low self-esteem, trying to get attention from Maga men. Yawn.

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@hernandoarce That slur in his speech has all the markings of post Trump fellatio.

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@RobbieA45578 Question Rob, when you're jerking off to this picture, do you use one or two hands?

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@rzimmermanjr I agree. Time to finally rid our country from the disgusting infestation called MAGA. The worst thing to happen to America since Robert Zimmerman Jr. was born.

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@jackunheard That's amazing Jack-Off. I don't think it's very funny though. But then fairytales can be sad too.

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@catturd2 Donald, seen here post hand job, muting something about KFC extra crispy.

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@PU28453638 Why does everyone appear to be constipated? Was it the oysters Rockefeller at the pre-party?

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@simonmaechling It's a mass psychosis of idiocy. Thousands of children will die needlessly because their parents are neglectful idiots.