Joseph Campbell

18 || Newcastle

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

I'm getting closer and closer to one day finding a travelling companion

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

DISASTROUS day at the library. Left my computer unattended for 5 minutes and some local youths found my John Cena fan fiction and posted it online before I had finished

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Me: Bob, it's pronounced CHANGING, not a-changin'.
Bob Dylan: ?
Me: Can someone teach Bob to say CHANGE?
*David Bowie stands up*
Me: Not you

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

@LukeNiallMckay GSCE maths? Only maths we need these days is the ability to stay within the word count on Twitter.

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

@LukeNiallMckay @Slaves Need to get some insurance out on my mams car ASAP

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

Any countries want to invade the UK? Now’s the right time because we really can’t handle snowy weather

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

There’s always a YouTube video that can teach you in 5 minutes what your lecturer can’t teach in 1 hour.

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

Don’t know how my night of revision ended up being a doom metal extravaganza

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

The fact I’ve just landed a tailwhip on a shitty scooter and rolled out makes 12 year old me very happy🎯🛴

[Kamasi Washington @KamasiW]

Thank you @NTSlive, @drambuie and Glasgow-last night was epic! Tonight we're in Zurich! Let's jam.

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

@JackkJMM As if, they're canny as fuck

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

Got given the dirtiest look by my Polish and Turkish flat mates when I put milk in my tea. This is British tea. Rule Britannia! 🇬🇧☕️🥛🇬🇧

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

@Ben_Johnston12 Well done pal!

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

@ZaraMcGuirex Thanks Zara 😊

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

Shit tonne of work went in! Such a relief

[Joseph Campbell @CamzieJ]

@Poutiniho *slurrs drunk* its actually... "Bane of my life" *burp*