Dwight Schrute

a threat, a level, a level level threat. he's the greatest hockey star I ever seen yet.

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

Having a boyfriend is awesome because you can tell him your stupid inner monologue like “I feel like Apple Music is deleting songs from my library” or “there was a long line to check out at Walgreens” and by law they’re required to care

[Dwight Schrute @CanITrustJim]

Blaine makes me feel so loved. I am so beyond blessed.

[milk @milkstrology]

someone on tiktok once said instead of dreading chores or working out etc start saying to yourself things like "I deserve to have clean clothes put away... I deserve to have a freshly made bed... I deserve to have a healthy hydrated body..." and it's really helped me so much

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Oh they’ve just given up now

[MEEVIN @Meevin10]

the gunch

[⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @LASTNAMELORDE]

calling pussy roast beef when ballsacks look like ice cream scoops of elephant skin is quite unfair to women and their bodies

[yellow robe smith @softdiveoblvn]

Announcing to your entire family that you’re trying for a baby is absolutely wild. You just told everyone at Christmas dinner that you’re getting creampied.

[Dwight Schrute @CanITrustJim]

Compensated or taken care of in an appropriate manner. You will never find myself, Blaine, the bride (his sister) or any of the other 60 guests with us stepping foot in another @HiltonHotels you can trust and believe that. #endrant #thatsonthat

[Dwight Schrute @CanITrustJim]

I hope @HiltonHotels are proud that they actively turned 60+ guests into people who will literally never ever stay at a Hilton again. From start to finish it was the WORST hotel experience I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with, and I was not alone!!!

[Dwight Schrute @CanITrustJim]

As someone in the service industry I rarely go off or leave bad reviews, however the effect this had on the brides stress level and her weekend was ridiculous and I cannot believe her, or any of the guests (including Blaine and myself) that had issues weren’t

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

my toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600.

Meanwhile…

The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

[Classify @Class]

Kanye West's manager watching his interview

[Dwight Schrute @CanITrustJim]

And fast forward 10+ years and I’m out here dating the man of my dreams, who tells me every day how much he loves me, and my body.