CanWonderland

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So @LetsGoToTheEX is now open. U know y its called CNE?cause when it comes to people having fun U won't C N E💩 #CNE2016 #canadaswonderland

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Thx @georgiienne your @PRESTOcard will get u a fast lane pass to some of our most popular attractions like the restroom or water fountain

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In 35 years we have consistently been in the top 25 for amusement parks safety record (25 out of 25 is still Top 25 in my book)

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Pls remove this tweet @TorontoArchives we r having an attendance problem. dumb kids 2day don't want to go ne where old. We r rebranding NEW

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We opened 35 years ago @BraydenClaener you are welcome to come today but we will be full if old people trying 2 recapture their youth

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Thanks @MorganGabriell1 we r glad u had fun. Sorry about the urine smell throughout the park. We should have the plumbing fixed by 2018

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That's right @DaveSteenburg we are open. Please disregard the lies that @rushlimbaugh rushlimbaugh is saying about us. #truth

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@Mhollingsworth3 @MarkChubb3 please don't involve our brand in your educational warfare. We r a family park.

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@Kdude146 be sure 2 use the #CanadasWonderland and we will give u 2 free passes and unlimited expired peanuts. Subject 2 a $149 handling fee

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Are @sarahgrafferty and @LindseyDeluce sisters?

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Will @OpieRadio and @JimNorton ever have @anthonyjeselnik on? Or r u guys still mad at him? #Remember1D2015 #happynewyear2016

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@Shahk_UNLTD 2claim ur free 2015 day bring ur receipt to guest services. We have a 4 drink minimum on your free day tho #cwbestday

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Thanks for the compliment @cbehrens74 we almost fired her for stealing cookies but we'll keep her now.

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We have big plans for 2016 but due to cost increases in China our Fast Lane Plus will now cost $97.42 for 4hrs sorry but its Chinas fault

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Yes we will be hosting #ShareaCoke this summer. Get your name on a Coke can. No you cant get Fuck written on a can

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@Gingermommy just won

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Well the snow finally started to melt today. Most of our rides are fucked up. NE1 from #yorkustrike wanna make some $$$?

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@Mom2Michael @LilMissKateCo best ride for toddlers? Just ask @_unclepaul_ #cwthrills

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@myblocktyler @pflagcanada @PinkPagesCanada yes it is but we don't have a lot of staff avaliable. pls don't tweet as only 5 rides will open

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Yes its true we are getting rid of the skyrider. We will be adding 2 new slushie machines in its place. #CWTHRILLS