The Canadian

Athlete. Writer. Musician. Investor. Gamer. Pro Igloo Builder.

[The Canadian @Canadagentleman]

Is it too late to build a wall? It could be made of ice & we'll write "sorry" on the US facing side... #ElectionNight #MeanwhileInCanada

[The Canadian @Canadagentleman]

They must’ve borrowed a Bell or Telus customer’s phone for this … or are working from a McDonalds on a Bell network. #internetdown

[RogersHelps @RogersHelps]

We know how important it is for our customers to stay connected. We are aware of issues currently affecting our networks and our teams are fully engaged to resolve the issue as soon as possible. We will continue to keep you updated as we have more information to share.

[The Canadian @Canadagentleman]

@jzourba92 Can you confirm make and models please

[The Canadian @Canadagentleman]

Meanwhile, in Canada 🇨🇦... can’t make this shit up #COVID19

[rachel wolfson @rachelwolfson]

if you think the peloton killing one kid is bad wait til you hear about guns

[Toronto Police Operations @TPSOperations]

MISSING:
Mavianna Precious Hankey, 14
- last seen on April 1, in the Neilson Rd & Ellesmere Rd area
- described as 5'5", 110 lbs., black hair
- no clothing description available
- investigators believe she might be in the Niagara Falls area @NiagRegPolice
#GO764972
^al

[The Canadian @Canadagentleman]

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[The Canadian @Canadagentleman]

Looking at my winter tires stacked neatly in the corner of the garage... welcome to Canada 🇨🇦

[Kathleen Wynne @Kathleen_Wynne]

Reprehensible that there were no paid sick days announced by @fordnation today. #onpoli

[The Canadian @Canadagentleman]

@d__hebert @HellOnHeelsGirl Men need stores like this. I can’t fit in those brands and I wanna be comfy too 🤷🏼‍♂️

[The Canadian @Canadagentleman]

Anyone else think this tool looks just like a real life Cabbage Patch Doll?#90DayFiance

[Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien]

GOVERNMENT: stay home

ME: ok I’m staying home

GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something?

ME: can I?

GOVERNMENT: ya maybe I dunno

ME: can I goto the park?

GOVERNMENT: haha buddy I dunno what am I the park police

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

#BREAKING: The Ontario government has released the legal parametres of its newly issued stay-at-home order, detailing the reasons why residents may leave their home. https://t.co/QJ3d8YiJgN

[Laura Stone @l_stone]

NEW: The Premier’s Office has sent out an FAQ about yesterday’s stay-at-home announcement in Ontario. Answers below 👇🏼#onpoli

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

Doug Ford introduces new stay-at-home orders to a province that thought they were under strict stay-at-home orders.

[Zellers | Truly Canadian | Home of Zeddy | parody @TheZellersStore]

ANNOUNCEMENT: We have suspended Donald Trump's Club Z account and will be donating his unused points to charity.

[Yousef Munayyer @YousefMunayyer]

We spend $750 billion annually on "defense" and the center of American government fell in two hours to the duck dynasty and the guy in the chewbacca bikini

[The Canadian @Canadagentleman]

@brittlestar I can only assume this cheese is in the form of curds, served with French fries and gravy. As god intended.