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Beer is cheaper than Gas. Drink, don’t drive.

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Sound Barrier? That’s like 1,239 km/h (770 mph).

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@Hammynotinmiami Because we are emotionally artistic. Not sure if I spelled artistic correctly?

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@burgerspriest great burger, and even better fries. #blessed #newmarket

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@eurobikesnob I want that Gerbil, take it out.

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@mattlabelle You’re right, it was weird if you just look at stats. What doesn’t show in the stats is that, je ne sais quoi. You know, the drive to get what you want, win at all costs attitude. This existed in all of our other teams, but back then we didn’t have skill like now.

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@5heriBr0wn Yes, what is the deal with that? I am seeing all these pee posts.

It’s as confusing as waking up to a golden shower.

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@UsesHisWords She used to be my neighbour. I think her last name is “Dontthinkiwontcallthecops”.

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@5heriBr0wn And what did it smell like after? Well, that Depends.

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I hate it when these inconsiderate people take up multiple parking spaces!

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@mattlabelle Seriously, eh? That doesn’t hurt TML. You will buy a new one next year when they start 10-0.

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I was just stayin’ alive

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@FultonReed6 But the reward is worth it. Could you imagine being a hockey god in Toronto? They might name a building, or neighbourhood after you. You may even get a sponsor like Booster Juice, or Zellers. Just imagine, and let that sink in.

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@kristen_shilton I think he may need to delete the internet, and cable TV too. Looks like he will be reading books while evacuating the bowels.

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@mxmclain I won’t be catastrophic to your mental health.
-Me, flirting hard

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@frigginfrench That reply makes me sound like I am a lobbyist for Metric assimilation.

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@frigginfrench We don’t think you’re dumb, just unnecessarily complicated. Metric is obviously different, but once you understand the concept you can determine scalability without multiplying, or memorizing.

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@5heriBr0wn Guilty by association?

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@5heriBr0wn In a room full of emptiness

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@guelphgirlchris @MysterySolvent I would say he is reminiscing of the “Good ol’ days”

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@goleafsgo98 @CP24 I received his Agenda. He has many calls, and many meetings today.

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@ItsSamG I guess the Same reason Legault let 2500 fans into the Bell Centre. To allow the fans to say goodbye to their team.