AKfortyKevin

Husband, dad, amateur chef, sports fan, smartass, jerk, nursing assistant, dude, all around guy

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@BMedicrn I thought i respected your opinion, i have enjoyed your posts. I’ve always thought they were intelligent and insightful. That being said, i find this rash generalization offensive and uncalled for. Just my opinion

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@Jaixpetite Very pretty view of the mountains tho! Congrats!

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@Jaixpetite Why are all the cars red? Is it so you can find them in the snow?

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@RavenGrons Yellow Tail has big ass bottles at my local liquor store for $9.99, jussayin

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

I got wine drunk by myself tonight, man, i feel like a woman. Jk, i love wine! #yourboycookstoo #shaniatwain #merlot #redredwine

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@rittzwastaken Second best

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@bigcelene @shehawaiin I don’t think it’s the government so much as the people weren’t having it anymore

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@shehawaiin I’m sorry, no offense, i work in an ER, and been saying that for months

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@shehawaiin Duh

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

It was shaping up to be one of the shittiest christmas’ ever but i got some of the dopest gifts I’ve ever gotten in 44 years! I love my fam! #yourboycookstoo #blessed #warmandfuzzy #merlot #grateful

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

Thanks for the new money clip hon! #yourboycookstoo #strapped #alwaysonmybelt #comeatme

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

Well, “Tommy Boy” is on, and I’m high, soooooo….. #yourboycookstoo #classic #RIPchrisfarley #davidspade

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

I saved a life tonight. That’s all, that’s the tweet. #yourboycookstoo #yourboysaveslives #qualitycpr #epihelped #fuckdtt

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

Beard game on point! #yourboycookstoo #beardgame #happyholidays #baldandbeautiful #buttchin

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@RavenGrons @RyanMarino Imma get one!

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

My little Tetris brain got a kick out of putting new batteries in our “battery box” and having to rearrange them so they fit properly. This is my life now 😪! #yourboycookstoo #tetris #littlethings #housebroken #dadlife

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

Y’all! I found boxer briefs with a 9” inseam so i can finally wear short shorts in public without getting arrested! #yourboycookstoo

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

@RavenGrons Where?

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

That shirt is hanging on for dear life! #yourboycookstoo #idontlift #swole

[AKfortyKevin @CanadeKevin]

#notbrusselsprouts #yourboycookstoo #yourboysmokestoo