Canadian Bald Guy

Just a fifty-somethin' (ugh) Canadian bald guy tryin' to make his way in the world. No more, no less.

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

In short, Canada owes the USA sweet fuck all.

[Canada @Canada]

#Canadians are known for being nice, but that doesn’t mean we are always sorry. We’re not sorry that we are a nation that shows up for each other. Whether it is on the field, sidelines, or in community, we are there loud and proud to support our values and people. #SorryNotSorry

[Canadian Bald Guy @CanadianBaldGuy]

An incredible example of grace and dignity. You’ve done your country proud, @theJagmeetSingh. Win or lose, you’ve always been exactly the type of person I want to see as a public servant, regardless of party. #respect
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[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: Does this administration still consider Canada to be a close ally?

LEAVITT: He believes that Canadians would benefit greatly from becoming the 51st state

[Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh]

Elbows up, Canada.

Donald Trump’s about to learn that Canada’s got nerves of steel.

Canadian steel and aluminum is the best in the world — let’s get building the bridges, ships, hospitals and homes we need, and do it with 100% Canadian steel and aluminum.

Let’s keep steel and aluminum workers on the job.

If we stand together, we will win.

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

It's fascinating watching the guy who insists that his country needs nothing from Canada throwing toddler tantrums each time he realizes just how much his country needs from Canada.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So when Canada places tariffs, it's an act of war, but when Trump does it, it's 'protecting American jobs'? Got it.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Good to have you back.

[Halibitch Angela 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @Angeladoneit]

JEFF IS A GOD DAMN NATIONAL HERO!

LOVE YA BUDDY 🫡🇨🇦

[Canadian Bald Guy @CanadianBaldGuy]

@amazonca I have an order that is showing as "in transit" through Amazon Logistics. The last update, however, was December 18th and the package has not been delivered. What are my next steps?

[Canadian Bald Guy @CanadianBaldGuy]

I'm not saying I'm getting old, but one of my favorite hobbies now is "being left alone."

[Canadian Bald Guy @CanadianBaldGuy]

While I've never actually been to the Alehouse, I absolutely recognize it's importance as a historical heritage site. --> "STOP THE DESTRUCTION OF HALIFAX’S BUILT HERITAGE, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/7VtnAoptwZ via @CdnChange"

[Canadian Bald Guy @CanadianBaldGuy]

Gross?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Do you know what this fruit is called?
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[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

"Beat It" by Michael Jackson was the #1 song on the Billboard charts today in 1983. The single bounced "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners from it's one week at the top. #80s #80smusic

[Dalhousie University @DalhousieU]

Police search complete - Killam Library return to normal operations: https://t.co/ra6ZgSq4kN

[Dalhousie University @DalhousieU]

Please stay clear of the Killam Library.
Do not enter. Staff and Students are able to leave. Other buildings remain open. Police are checking each floor. There is no known threat but police are searching based on unconfirmed information. https://t.co/99VtZNpIo9

[Canadian Bald Guy @CanadianBaldGuy]

Jesus. Tell me THIS isn't a scary message to receive. My step-daughter's on campus, but she got the alert and isn't in the library. Yikes. #Dalhousie #KillamLibrary #Halifax

[Dalhousie University @DalhousieU]

03/26/24 14:12 DalSafe: Police Presence at Killam Library - https://t.co/VS3xmh4Slg

[Canadian Bald Guy @CanadianBaldGuy]

Honestly…it wasn’t horrible.

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

Who was a fan of @McDonalds pizza?

[Canadian Bald Guy @CanadianBaldGuy]

The arcade!

[Canadian Bald Guy @CanadianBaldGuy]

Michael Jackson’s moves are still good but his music has REALLY gone downhill. #SuperBowlLVIII #SuperBowl2024