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Canadian snark on US. chaos and world absurdities. 🇨🇦 Anti MAGA memes - Epstein truths - Follow for gentle laughs that occasionally bite. #CanadaFirst 🇨🇦

[CanadaFirst @CanadianFir]

Corruption is bad. Which is why it amazes us, sitting from up here to see the most corrupt US government, EVER, to be all up in arms by the corruption in Minnesota. It gets cold up here and so we get a little time to look at these shenanigans by this family in power. 🧵

[CanadaFirst @CanadianFir]

@jaynitx @WorldStrategist Yes just like there were cybercabs around the world ten years ago

Just like there was gonna be a flying car with rocket thrusters five years ago

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

How bad does the polling have to get before Poilievre resigns?

[Clinton Desveaux @ClintonDesveaux]

Only the USA could launch a trade war against Canada, and try to annex us, then play the victim.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

MAGA has a serious problem with pedophilia.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Prime Minister Mark Carney enrages MAGA by announcing that Canada will purchase its new surveillance planes from Sweden instead of the United States — as they seek to decouple from Trump's America.

The entire world is turning its back on us...

“The first job of the government is to keep Canadians safe. Our government is protecting Canadians and supporting our Allies with an approach that transforms defence procurement,” stated Carney. “With our new strategy, we are building our economy and creating careers in the skilled trades, science and engineering. The GlobalEye procurement will help us secure our North and build our economy at once.”

Canada has been looking to pull back on its national security dependence on American defense companies as Trump has transformed the U.S. into the most unreliable trading partner and ally in modern history. Even longtime allies like Canada aren't immune to his dementia-addled whims, as evinced by his pointless trade wars and deliberate undermining of the global order.

This new deal with Sweden will see Canada purchasing GlobalEye early warning jets from Saab, and will likely result in 3,000 jobs for Canadians. Boein was also jockeying for the business, as was L3Harris.

"With a suite of advanced sensors and mission systems, Saab's GlobalEye will be a key resource for the Canadian Armed Forces to detect and deter threats across the Arctic," said Carney.

“By operating Global Eye, Canada strengthens its ability to safeguard their sovereignty while contributing to NATO’s collective defence, including being a vital asset for surveillance and control of the Arctic region,” Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson ​said on X.

This is what happens when a country alienates its closet friends. They start acting in their own best interests, and that means moving as far away from you as possible. Every day that Trump remains President, America grows weaker and more isolated.

Please ❤️ and share if you'd prefer Mark Carney as your leader!

[Warren Kinsella @kinsellawarren]

She flat-out lied about the law. He called her on it, and it was something to see.

[Semafor @semafor]

🟡 Exclusive: The US relied on a spurned friend during the Iran war: Canada

https://t.co/6gkeFzTjvJ

[Stephano🍁Barberis @HelloStephano]

The Canadian Conservative Party is now fully just Maple Republican. They will never be accepted by Canadians.

[Mackenzie Gray @Gray_Mackenzie]

Mark Carney says the Alberta referendum is a “question about a question,” calling it a “very dangerous bluff,” adding “it’s not helpful to ask these fundamental questions”

Carney also noted that the UCP didn’t run on a separation referendum in the last election and while he wouldn’t say if he told Danielle Smith not to do this, he did say “the premier doesn’t always take my advice” #cdnpoli

[Lucy 🇨🇦 @TheBlueGem3]

I second this.

[Warren Kinsella @kinsellawarren]

You've legitimized separatism and rendered it permanent in Alberta for generations to come. History will remember you as unfit to run a two-house paper route.

[Naheed Nenshi @nenshi]

A “fiercely loyal” Canadian would not have spent two years trying to burn down Canada.

A “fiercely loyal” Canadian would not have made a deal with separatists to give them everything they wanted.

A “fiercely loyal” Canadian would not ride the fence and only say she stood for Canada when it became politically convenient.

Danielle Smith is not an innocent bystander. She cannot blame 700,000 Albertans for this. She has been driving the separatist bus the entire time.

[Katy E 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @MargTokar]

I, along with many Albertans are sick of your whining. You do not have a mandate to ask a separatist question @ABDanielleSmith, YOUR separatist question. You had a number of off ramps. You ignored them to pursue self serving goals, risking AB & Canada.

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Scott Reid unloads on Danielle Smith: "The premier in the same breath that she talks about the need to get this issue resolved is herself the sponsor of it. She acts as though she's just a cork in a raging river of democracy. She's steering the ship and she's steering it toward the shoals of separatism."

[CanadaFirst @CanadianFir]

@mcfargey @Bratt_world Closeted.. but clearly American backed

[CanadaFirst @CanadianFir]

@Yabani_007 Expensive shirt

[CanadaFirst @CanadianFir]

MAGA

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

These chuds couldn't rig up a fishing pole, set up a canvas tent, or change a dirt bike tire between them.

Yet they're Magas top alphas.

That's all you need to know about Maga. 😂

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Popular MAGA influencer named Joshua Heffner with nearly 500K TikTok followers has been arrested for possession of child rape porn.

Every fucking time.

[CanadaFirst @CanadianFir]

Imagine if he was an immigrant

[i Expose Racists & Pedos @SeeRacists]

🚨 An Indiana man is facing 20 felony counts after being accused of torturing and molesting multiple children under 12 he kept locked in a basement and fed only crumbs.

Joshua Chasteen, 28, is accused of locking children in a basement, starving them, subjecting them to brutal physical abuse, and sexually molesting them. He also killed and abused animals in front of the children and made violent threats toward the victims and their mother.

These allegations involve multiple young victims, all under the age of 12. The severity and prolonged nature of the reported abuse point to a disturbing pattern of control and harm against children who were likely in his care or close proximity.

When children are subjected to this level of abuse and torture, it raises serious questions about how such situations can go undetected for so long and what systems failed to protect them.

What more can be done to ensure children in dangerous home environments are identified and removed before the abuse escalates to this level?

[CanadaFirst @CanadianFir]

Shoulda prayed for himself I guess

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

BREAKING: MAGA 'pray-away-the-gay' pastor Alan Chambers gets busted by police after trying to have sex with an underage boy 💀