The Northern Light

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When Canadians make a pure Canadian tv show it just can't be beat. Trailer Park Boys, Corner Gas, LetterKenny. Comedy perfection.

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"Mom I'm going to do whatever bullshit yardwork task you want today but I'm going to get drunk while doing it. Happy mothers day."
This is how my day went.

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Wal-Mart sells beer now! What a time to be alive.

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I like to use the reminders of birthdays on facebook as reminders to slowly remove people from my friends list I never plan on speaking to ever again.

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I just fucked up making pancakes so hard. And since no one was there to witness the atrocity I committed I'm just telling everyone on here.

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@AyubeAhmed https://t.co/DEwFb3wcjg

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Just realized it's #WorldWaterDay. Not #WaterWorldDay. Slightly disappointed there isn't a day dedicated to the movie.

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Why is it still snowing.

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Anybody know Sean Connery's email? I'm trying to start a League for Extraordinary Gentlemen but only if he's on board.

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Have you ever just looked at an elephant. They're fucking terrifying.

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This is why I want to work in parks.

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https://t.co/qYAmPeC7LU

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Kirk Douglas is 101 years old today. Now the question remains as who will absorb the others life force, Kirk Douglas or Stan Lee...

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@CharlesSarkany @AyubeAhmed I havent seen it yet but I'm gunna take Charles's word, based on how right he was about how good Clash/Wrath of the Titans was.

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Poor Mr Lahey. The shit winds come for us all in the end.

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Oh buddy
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@SquadFatherBen It really only matters to significant people so I can see why you would think that way.

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Holy fuck its been a while since I've had a hangover this bad.

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Tropic Thunder is still one of the best movies.