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“If he loses, I'm f****d,”. Musk said during the two-hour chat on X (formerly Twitter). “How long do you think my prison sentence is going to be? Will I see my children? I don't know” he added.
October 7, 2024

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If you are tying yourself into knots to explain why shooting someone in the back who has a phone in their hand while defending a woman getting assaulted by a guy in a ski mask is justified it’s not shocking that you are defending the guy who won’t release the Epstein files.

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My dog just got angry at her own tail, barked at it and started chasing it - then banged her head on a table leg.

Live action metaphor of twitter ownership.

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I don’t care about blue check marks, but I’ll pay $8 a month to Stephen King if he keeps telling that douche nozzle to get fucked.

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The movie Independence Day came out in 1996 and I firmly rooted for the humans.
How things change.

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I’m not usually big on sequels but I’m looking forward to the whole ‘Calling from inside the house’ trailers for Scream 45.

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If they can’t find jobs for the asylum seekers that the Florida governor trafficked, can’t Brett Favre afford to hire them with his millions in stolen welfare money and get them to build some sort of secret hideout for super-cheater Adam Levine to use?

Bizzaro World.

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Gander

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If trump knew how to work a fax machine, we’d probably be in the middle of a nuclear winter right now.

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I picture foreign intelligence services carefully poring over grease smeared, ketchup splattered top secret US docs.

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Imagine going to jail because you couldn’t say no to an orange narcissist with a dead ferret on his head telling you ‘come see what I have in my storage room’.

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I’ve got to admit, I’m impressed that Desantis can fly a fighter jet with no discernible joints in his arms.

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‘Coffee cup spilled next to body’

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

Moscow club owner who sold Jared and Ivanka their Georgetown house dies suddenly of Russian window cancer https://t.co/MgarAkkR6W

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Catching up on the Wyoming news. Sad for Liz Cheney but I want to say congratulations and good luck to Mickey Rourke.

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We got to ‘pro-espionage’ faster than I expected, and I’m pessimistic by nature.

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I wonder how many douche bags in cheap suits are googling how to burn off their fingerprints.

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Thank god it’s a ‘right’ to remain silent and not an obligation.

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Everybody get off his back. They’ve established themselves as anti-pronoun so lower ‘your’ expectations.

[Rob Maness @RobManess]

You do know the declassification rules your using for justification come from Executive Order 13526 ... signed by the ultimate declass authority right? You know who teh order is addressed to right, right?

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I’m a card carrying republican and here is why espionage isn’t that bad….