Canary Rich

[Princess Morbucks @youngbenji___]

A citizens arrest always cracks me up because if I’m breaking the law already why you think I’m scared to beat you up??

[Professor yedwin @y6dwin]

Yoo Mr beast no way you hosting a wettest pussy competition in my room for a million you crazy folk

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[buggy @bugzilllaa]

I’m crying the maintenance guy didn’t think I was home, just came in and told my dog to shut the fuck up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

I’m not laughing at buddy getting killed but what kinda asshole you gotta be for a nigga to set fire to your PLANTS? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jamei🫦 @hellooojay]

500 for a plane ticket is extreme

[𝐤𝐚𝐲 ⚢ !! @prncsswick]

Your coat gon be shiny as hell

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

Niggas would’ve had to name the franchise after me if I was there

[D. Dillon @DeeJCokane]

Offered my muslim mans some peach rings he grabbed the bag and read the ingredients “yellow 5 and red 40” loud as shit, I said ard bitch I forgot and snatched the bag back

[$ @jxtsummer]

i should donate my brain to science so y'all can study the last real nigga.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

At this age, I only focus on women who make it obvious they like me. Applying pressure isn’t my style.

[Canary Rich @Canary_Rich]

Ion never post on here and I been on Twitter fa a brick, let a nigga upload some shit rq.

[solé @layxsnv]

Don’t save no fireworks for tomorrow, next week, next month. USE ALLAT SHT TONIGHT

[Alphonse @Al_Peeair]

rylo said his vans white like a human trafficker

[Mark Go with your move Caesar @pissyopants1]

Must be 30 years on the job

[kellan @kell9n]

Me drunk saying “ight hit me up” to people who don’t have my number

[Генри @6loodyfuckface]

Charlie Kirk is Tooka for white people

[Percy Mack @KingTeeJay]

I know a nigga that was born in 1991 that’s a grandfather right now

[Rosita’s Daughter 🤍🇭🇹 @trinarose_]

Why are ya making dating so miserable. Like omg we’re literally just supposed to be laughing and fucking.

[SB @Rackedupsb]

Y’all think it’s hot rn wait until y’all go to hell