Canberra Digestive

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What will Donald Trump’s arrest look like? AI can tell us. #TrumpArrest

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Analysts are baffled at how The Smiths album from 1986 somehow predicted the future.

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Government to consider cancelling “vaccination by blow dart” program due to bamboo shortage.

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New survey suggests that even local Canberra “rednecks, bogans and ferals” want anti-vaxxers to leave.

#CanberraConvoy

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Novak Djokovic said to be “disappointed” after returning home and looking in his wallet.

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President Trump’s chance to find out if UFOs are real running out fast.

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Donald Trump Junior wants all dictators to be treated equally.

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Officials have been reporting significant drops in Malarky levels across the USA.

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Breaking: Several Ewoks have been spotted preparing for celebratory dance. #USElectionResults

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Angry Coeliac suggests COVID-19 may be spread by Glutens

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State of Emergency declared in the ACT as cannabis becomes legal.

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A sombre moment shared amongst those leading the fight against the bushfires. Also pictured, Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

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Winners may be difficult to pick during SummerNats burnout competition #canberrasmoke

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Security experts warn that a viral email containing a link to "Ronan Keating sings Xmas Carols" is actually a link to Ronan Keating singing Xmas carols.

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President Donald Trump tweets photo fuelling further Sith Lord speculation

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Iowa man welcomes Confederates but draws the line at Nazi birds.

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Baby Fish Mouth Sweeping the Nation

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Climate activist Greta Thunberg announced TIME Person of the Year to the behest of middle-age conservative men everywhere.

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Canada town of Asbestos not changing its name to Tobacco https://t.co/GDHleCyM8s

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Elon Musk wows audience with new Tesla Cybertruck