CancelCris

Cancel Cris 2022 our percussion teacher, Cris, must be cancelled (This is all a joke and we have complete permission from Cris himself)

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Win for Cris! He got third bass’s music when they forgot it #CancelCris #CancelCulture #Percussion #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Reason #18: Tried to put the Bass drums and Snares against each other during a team building exercise, just cause we wanted to put #CancelCris on the percussion poster. #MarchingBand #Band #CancelCulture #Drumline

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Reason #17: He tells us to march correctly and stay in time but he can’t even step out on beat… #CancelCris #CancelCulture #Percussion #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Reason #16: Man’s is in Marching Band but has no calves 😐 #CancelCris #CancelCulture #Percussion #Drumline

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Reason #15: Started yelling at the kids to stay in tempo while doing the cha cha slide #CancelCris #CancelCulture #Percussion #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Reason #14: Joined the Cupid shuffle only to leave right before the song ended 😑 #CancelCris #CancelCulture #Percussion #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Reason #13: Taught frontline but stared creepily at drumline. I’m well aware he was making sure we were not goofing around, but it’s still funny. #CancelCris #CancelCulture #percussion #drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Cris Win?: He fixed third Bass’s stand, but like… he also broke it? He begged me to make it a win tho, so good for him. #Percussion #CancelCris #CancelCulture #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Reason #12: Forgot to teach the newbie the school fight song 😑 #CancelCris #CancelCulture #Percussion #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Win for Cris: he walked around to make sure that everyone who needed ear plugs had ear plugs
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Reason #11: Is a drummer but has no rhythm and cannot dance 😐 #CannotDance #CancelCulture #CancelCris #Percussion #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Cris Update: We’re back at school but he’s busy teaching frontline or whatever #HowDareHe #CancelCulture #CancelCris #Percussion #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band #Betrayal

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Cris update: It’s the weekend the drumline is all separated in their own homes. We all think Cris is badly dressed somewhere. #CancelCulture #CancelCris #Percussion #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Reason #10 Cris won’t stop singing “Tale as Old As Time” When giving us the tempo #CancelCulture #CancelCris #Percussion #Drumline #MarchingBand #Band

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Reason #9 Cris picked a piece of wood off of Darlene with a sadistic grin while staring in the eyes of Bass Drum 3
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Reason #8

Bass Drum 3: At least we’re entertaining. At least we’re a funny class.

Cris: yeah haha, funny looking
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Reason #7 Cris made the drumline play slow to get on our nerves >:( #CancelCulture #CancelCris #Percussion #Drumline

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Reason #6 Cris is torturing Darlene (the name we gave on of his drumsticks) She’ll break any day now ;-; #CancelCulture #CancelCris #Percussion #Drumline

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Reason #5 He sniffed the wall but couldn’t smell the vanilla. The drumline is distraught. #CancelCulture #CancelCris #Percussion #Drumline

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Cris Update: We’re going to make him sniff a wall. Stay tuned. #CancelCulture #CancelCris #Percussion #Drumline