Jamiroquai Supersoldier

Locked inside the chamber

[Jamiroquai Supersoldier @CancerDoctor5]

The reason AI is such a problem is because the youth isn’t watching the Jamiroquai virtual insanity music video

[Foster @foster_type]

I'm completely militant on this. English speakers get to decide how words are spelled in English.

[ESPN @espn]

The U.S. starts its World Cup campaign with a victory and 3 PTS vs. Paraguay 🗣️

[Jamiroquai Supersoldier @CancerDoctor5]

Going to one of *those* burger spots: Yes may I please have the juicy fuck burger

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

they needa hang that Zack Fox tweet in a museum

[Jamiroquai Supersoldier @CancerDoctor5]

It really sucks how much of sports coverage is Dave portnoy bullshit. We used to treat sports with actual brevity

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

I don’t think there’s any world in which the capital of the south doesn’t become Atlanta

[Jamiroquai Supersoldier @CancerDoctor5]

The universal goal of any American today is winning a minor league baseball game and celebrating in the parking lot #Nourbanfabric

[Ivan Jr @Kryptomightguy]

I feel they would get sucked into the chaos of the Venture Bros universe. Their plans to conquer earth being sabotaged by the unpredictable and extremely baffling nature of the characters would be funny.

[Jamiroquai Supersoldier @CancerDoctor5]

Slop this slop that why can’t anyone just call stuff ass anymore why is everything a deconstruction

[Chuck @CFBChuckk]

Arkansas is the perfect example of the SEC illusion of depth. They’re SUPER competitive in nearly every game against top SEC teams, so that shows how deep the SEC is!

…. Except out of conference, Notre Dame beat them by 43 points.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[🐅T.G. Tiger👍🏼 @TigerPawNation1]

“Fire Hazard for football” except it’s not…everything is made up by the dorks that run admin shit at Clemson

[Jamiroquai Supersoldier @CancerDoctor5]

The rizzler is this generation’s Shirley Temple

[The Moon @Grayballofdirt]

dang they gone now

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First photo captured of Earth from the far side of the Moon.

[B. Gates @BGatesTweeeets]

Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.

[🐀🐁 @rotarydials]

pre-war fallout sucks bc imagine being sent 2 prison 4 a gram of weed but a black site illegally acquires you as a test subject for an infiltration obstacle course and your final moments b4 being brutally mauled by cyberdogs is hearing "Richie Marcus LIKES BALLS" on the intercom

[Bryson Howard SZN @MikeHoopsPage]

I think it’s funny that the first game of March Madness is always an 8/9 just to immediately screw half of all brackets

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

They got my goat in the #Chair 🥀