Captain Flint

Captain of Cancer. Meme Pirate. Cozy Fren. My content is NEVER Satire. No grave but the sea.

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

What if,

Hear me out,

Everyone just went to their own countries and tried to make them as great as possible?

I know it sounds crazy, but it just might work.

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

"Crinkle-Cut best fry"

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

Best Fry Cut?

The real political compass.

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

Wow Biden, that's pretty racist bro.

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

@WalleeeV

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I eat everything but soup and icecream with my hands.

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

I have a great jawline but a weak chin.

How is that even possible?

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

Wow Biden, that's pretty racist bro.

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

What's your dream job?

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

@Honey_Bud @cartoonAttorney budweiser

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

Guy's, oh God, I'm gonna sneeze!

HELP!!!

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

@cartoonAttorney The sneeze siren's song calls to me brudda

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@MarkDre63207272

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@cartoonAttorney halp

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@BodenblutZayne I still think it is.

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

I eat everything but soup and icecream with my hands.

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

Watch the old 1959- Twilight zones. They are on Hulu if you have it. Not only are they amazing, but it's so refreshing to see an America before the Boomers fucked it all up.

Seriously, do it.

[Captain Flint @CancerPoster]

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