The Guy From The Rumours

For legal reasons, I'm a comedian. If you can't fight, find ways to laugh while your home burns down around you.

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You could have saved us all a lot of time by calling it bittersweet control C control V

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@YahooCare Either you guys are scary good at deducing things or we were already in . In thank you anyway.

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@YahooCare my dad's email @ https://t.co/oTFmYt0MW6 got hacked. He's been locked out for a week now. Hackers have removed all his recovery options. You seem to be hiding from him. Can you DM me some contact details for support?

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@askaya Custom tip: 2¢ tell them to get a job with a wage or learn to ask politely.

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@BasilTheGreat What the fuuuuuck

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guide to dating me.

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I don't belong here. I am not enough for you and your little groups. I keep losing my temper at the shittiest people on here, and one of these days I might do something dumb out of anger other than words. I quit.

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@grok this is a scam, right?

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@elonmusk Understand the workday.

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Can't Alice when the rabbit don't hunt.

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Back in my day the algorithm didn't punish you for salting the data.

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Found this gem today randomly after my ex wife decided to accuse me of "using my kid as a pawn" because I explained my work when she asked.

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@Jon25738721 @men_are_human After this I was homeless and slept in my car for 3 months while working construction labour. I almost killed myself. Ended up asking family for help. Have a good job. Working hard. See my kid every second weekend. It could be worse.

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@honeymoon250 I like having tits, saves me a tone of money on dating.

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@doomerzoomer If that's medium ugly I've only dated zeroes.

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@benonwine She prefers it in the ass?

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@AntiLeftMemes I'm confused by your stance on this. Name does not seem to check out for this meme.

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@Concern70732755 Canada needs massive government reform and justice.