Maddy Cancienne

Thick thighs save lives. sc:maddy_cancienne

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

It’s a good joke… a great joke even…

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i’m in a bad place rn…. not mentally, i’m just at walmart

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

Get a friend like @mackhroberts who calls you drunk just to tell you she loves you

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

I’m so proud of you❤️

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

@JohnJustTalks told me my new pants make me look like a gangster and I feel like I couldn’t ask for a better compliment

[m a c k 🧚🏻‍♀️ @mackhroberts]

just ordered me and @CancienneMaddy matching hxh hoodies i’m never been more excited for a shipment to arrive in my life!

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

I love seeing my dad in dreams and talking to him, but man it hurts when I wake up

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

@GabeAmar Omg not shackles😂

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

John and I are planning the most ridiculous lunch tomorrow and I’m beyond excited

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

@stevielerille I love you too!!❤️

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

A sweet old man made me cry at work because he told me about his wife that recently passed and how beautiful she was. She loved to dance so he’s trying to give his kids his dining room set so he can have a little dance hall. When I tell you my heart HURT💔

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

Maybe 2021 is the year I throw away my phone

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

Can’t get over the fact that the man at my table asked me for a glass of milk then ate a whole seafood platter with it

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

John really had me thinking he got me an infinity ring for Christmas...

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

One of my professors called me to ask if I’d like to be the new host of Good Day Southeastern... AGH

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

I need real life subtitles so I can stop laughing when I don’t know what someone is saying

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

I’m tired of seeing Dustin from Zoey 101 posting thirst traps on Tik Tok

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

A Magpie coffee after only drinking Keurig coffee for the past year is a holy experience

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

@mackhroberts This whole two tables during a whole shift thing needs to end

[Maddy Cancienne @CancienneMaddy]

I desperately need coffee but I made $25 this morning at work so I guess I’m taking a nap now