Cancun_Bap

Aspiring dickhead, blogger for Good House Keeping magazine and cock enthusiast. Oh yeah and I lift.....a lot.

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Looks like Thanksgiving comes late this year. #Cancun #AllYouCanPoundBuffet #Gains #UnderagedGirls #SupUpOrShutUp

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Nothing says America like a needle in my ass, beer in my hand, and chick on my face. Throw it down, knock her up and chug a cup. #Happy4th

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I don't know what's more unreal, Te'o's girlfriend or his structure. #Yolked #Sullivan #Shredded

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My bros asked why I was grounding beef at 2 a.m. I told them I always like pounding meat late at night #meatmonday #meat&greet #meatosaurus

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The Chapdaddy Structure of the day is @c3nzo_preston He deserves this not only for the numbers in the gym, but also the notches on his belt

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The Chapdaddy Structure of the day goes out to @lukeVonSavagee With a back that God himself must have chiseled and biceps the size of Saturn

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Which one of the @__XIII___ whores wants to power squat on my face this weekend.

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Looking to get a solid double P intake this break. Pussy and protein fellas. #SupUpOrNutUp

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@CPCalabrese You have yourself away bro

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It's no coincidence that the sales of crack went up shortly after Jack3D was deemed illegal

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@JBRO444 I'm back and ready to slay some underage pussy.

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Mike Tomasulo is a scumbag with a peculiar haircut.

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Looking to grab some Muscle Maker Grille.....and underaged ass. Hit me up to join for either, feeling a little H&H. #Hornyandhungry

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Picking up heavy objects at the gym then picking up girls at the club. #Mylife

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Younger chicks and my cock go together like peanut butter and jelly, Shaq and Kobe, Starsky and Hutch, vodka and jack3d. #Pedophilia

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Up Your Mass is making my dick gain mass, not that it needs it, because it doesn't. I'd compare my cock to an oak tree covered in sap.

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Working out without steroids is definitely not #worththewait . "They're my muscles and I want them NOW!" #JGWentworth #candyweight

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Fuck Zuckerberg, he could do more curls with his Jew-fro than he could do with my thickly packed muscle maker burrito made by @gitty47

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What's better than a fat slab of meat on a Monday? Slapping my meat on a fat slab of meat on Monday. #proooootein