Candace Gatson Smart

Mister Rogers is my style icon

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My parents never bought me a TV for my room or a $400 prom dress or a car for my 16th birthday, but they did put money into a college savings account so that I could graduate debt free, so I would say they did alright.

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I wish there was an extra star I could give Uber drivers that introduce me to cool Canadian indie folk music I haven’t heard before.

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Last year, at the end of the first round, my bracket was ranked #2,501 out of 12 million on ESPN. This year, I’m losing to my two-year old nephew. #MarchMadness

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Historic run for the @Cardinals!

They’ve won 17 straight, the MLB's third-longest win streak in the last 60 years 👏

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I don’t have all of the answers for the current labor shortage situation, but I know it’s not employers berating the workforce in their job postings.

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At the end of two rounds, I’m at #3,483 out of approx. 12 million brackets. The future doesn’t look bright, but this has been fun so far.

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At the end of the first round, I’ve slipped a little, but I’m still in the 100th percentile and ranked #2,501 for all brackets on ESPN. I’ll take it.

[Candace Gatson Smart @CandaceGatson]

At the end of the first round, I’ve slipped a little, but I’m still in the 100th percentile and ranked #2,501 for all brackets on ESPN. I’ll take it.

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Finishing the day tied for #109. The Oral Roberts upset was my only miss. Tune in tomorrow to watch me blow my lead in my bracket pools like I’m Ohio State.

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Update: #467. And I’ve got Syracuse picked in the next game.

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Update: #467. And I’ve got Syracuse picked in the next game.

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My bracket is currently ranked #1,040 on ESPN. I just wanted to document that flex before I invariably plummet into mediocrity. #MarchMadness

[Candace Gatson Smart @CandaceGatson]

My bracket is currently ranked #1,040 on ESPN. I just wanted to document that flex before I invariably plummet into mediocrity. #MarchMadness

[Candace Gatson Smart @CandaceGatson]

@AmazonHelp Done.

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Hey @AmazonHelp , it’s illegal for your delivery van drivers to put packages in my mailbox. Stop doing it.

[Candace Gatson Smart @CandaceGatson]

@AmazonHelp Yes, specifically your Amazon delivery vans. My order said “Handed directly to a resident” (which would be a violation of COVID-19 protocols), but was actually stuffed in my mailbox (a violation of federal law), leaving no room for my actual mail.

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Kansas State alumni are free to do whatever they want with their money... but in my eyes, the Alumni Village is not a good look right now.

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Finally getting around to watching Love is Blind..... some of these jokers are very mistaken about their market value.

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*Me* : I should cut out all non-necessities to cushion the emergency fund during these uncertain times.

*Me, 5 minutes later* : Should I get an inflatable pool for the back deck?

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One of my managers inaccurately introduced me in a client call today, saying “Candace has her Master’s from Kansas”.

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Since last summer, my husband has been making appointments to donate blood every 8 weeks on the dot. He’s kinda my hero.

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It’s cancelled, it’s all cancelled.

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Pretty sure Barb is going to throw Peter over and keep her daughter Hannah Ann #TheBachlor

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Everything Hannah Ann says sounds like she watched previous seasons and wrote down key phrases on note cards and strung them all together #TheBachlor