CJ💋

i clean teeth & yes i know when u haven’t flossed 🦷

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

got mad at my video game bc i died, threw my head back in frustration.. & it landed on my headboard, i now have a migraine

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

i don’t even care anymore

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

was that even grammatically correct?

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

i just keep getting accidentally drunk

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

LET ME OUT

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

apparently i am not as much of an introvert as i thought i was

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

wasting time on people is my specialty 🙃

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

day drinking for me means that i give everyone compliments.. even people i don’t care for 😂

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

my favorite amusement is watching people’s snaps of them singing bc they think they can when in fact they sound like a dying walrus

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

24 feels like 22, it doesn’t matter 🤷🏼‍♀️

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

I don’t need to cut my hair.
I don’t need to cut my hair.
I don’t need to cut my hair.
I don’t need to cut my hair.
I don’t need to cut my hair.
I don’t need to cut my hair.

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

*shopping online at Victoria’s Secret*
Me: these prices are ridiculous
*shopping in store at Victoria’s Secret*
Me: i’ll have one of everything, sure i’ll also sign up for the credit card

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

was crocheting to relax & i ran out of yarn, immediately unrelaxed

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

been feeling a big urge to hit someone in the face this week.. no one in particular, just someone with a face

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

i’m not lazy, i’m energy efficient

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

it’s hard to let go of the only person you ever want to talk to 🙃

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

just realized Eleanor from Haunting of Hill House is also Love from You.. so many conspiracy theories are flowing thru my head rn

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

if I delete you on social media, don’t get it twisted; you don’t bother me, you just have no business in my business

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

got a Belgian waffle maker for Christmas & I’m super excited about it

[CJ💋 @CandaceJaaade]

done wasting time on irrelevant people