Candice Brooke

i don't really tweet

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

@hulu please renew the Orville! We are big fans over here 🚀

[Cotton Patch Cafe @CottonPatchCafe]

What do you dip your fries in?

Like for Ketchup. Retweet for Ranch.

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

Public Cervix Announcement: F U SCOTUS.

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

me: *going about my business*

Tiny human I’m growing: *sucker punches me for no reason*

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

Ugh apparently I’m late to finding out that Y: the last man was canceled… really? Y’all left me hanging with too many questions and I would’ve def watched a season 2.

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

Why does my stomach decide it’s absolutely ✨starving✨the second I decide to go to sleep? This baby has no regard for my schedule already.

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

What is #pregnancybrain like? Well, I was this close 🤏🏻 to washing my hands with toothpaste instead of hand soap this morning. So I forget things and I’m just casually unaware of what I’m doing all at once.

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

Is the insomnia supposed to be prepping me for waking up to do feedings in the night or something? Not a fan.

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

Sad that when I unlocked my new #gloomhaven character I discovered that they had put the wrong miniature in the sun keeper box 😭😭😭

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

Today I was #blanche at a #goldengirls themed party, so I’d say it was a pretty good day.

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

#AlienFrontiers @GameSalute here’s your winner...

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

@_McGuero 🎶It’s white people taco night 🎶

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[Cotton Patch Cafe @CottonPatchCafe]

#HappyValentinesDay

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

Me: *sobbing while eating a raw carrot for a snack*

Me: *whispers to myself between sobs* it’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle change

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

@CottonPatchCafe Chicken fried pork

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

Why did @panerabread just a few weeks ago have delivery to my house but now they don’t? That’s super annoying, I just wanted some turkey chili 😭😭😭

[Cotton Patch Cafe @CottonPatchCafe]

If you are a current or former military member, stop by Cotton Patch Cafe to get a free Chicken Fried Steak or Chicken Entree with proof of military service. Valid only November 11.

[Candice Brooke @CandiceBrooke26]

@_McGuero I’m baffled by the fact that we still have like 16% of the vote uncounted right now. What if all 16% voted Biden? I just don’t think they should call states until it’s all counted.

[Cotton Patch Cafe @CottonPatchCafe]

Come one, come all to try our CPC Texas State Fare! We took a long hard look at ourselves and realized that all the True Texas flavors are right here in our backyard! For the next few weeks, we'll be highlighting some of our favs so we hope to see y'all soon.Join us on the ride😉