Carrie

I stopped believing everything I read shortly after I started writing.
~ C. S. Stuckmann

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

Dear @Einley, my back is always happy that you have it.

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

@Einley I am not sure why I haven't watched it yet but I already know I'm going to watch it again as soon as it is over. Also, Snape.

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

I wish "cutting giant armholes into one shirt as an attempt to turn it into a different shirt" wasn't a real thing.

Also, "now that I've done that much cutting, I think I'm going to make the neck opening bigger" should also be banned. #WiWx

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

@GeesMom Our cable cut out with four minutes to remaining, who won tonight? #Jeopardy

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

Wishing you all a Happy Take Your Administrator Assistant to Earth Day!

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

If this turns out to be a snowstorm of epic proportion in our area it is my fault. My snow tires are off earlier than usual. I should have kept them on until June. #WiWx #Sheboygan

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening. #WiWx #Sheboygan

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

I am addicted to @Costco's Artichoke & Jalapeno Dip by Good Foods. I wish I could say, "I can quit anytime" but that would be a lie.

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

@GeesMom We could gift her a quality wig to make up for our future co-awfulness.

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

Fine, I will have Kevin's baby. #thisisus

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

@GeesMom Plus her future wig is so bad, we couldn't help but tell her she needs to upgrade.

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

@GeesMom Not unless we see redemption in a flash to the future. #DontHoldYourBreath

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

I need a gif of Deja dropping the mic. #thisisus

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

@GeesMom Finally, we will be neighbors. And family. Forever and ever. Amen.

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

@GeesMom They are all way too human this season! #ThisIsUs

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

Yesterday my therapist said I need to be kind to myself. Today I am doing exactly that while eating my way through a @Costco-sized box of @KINDSnacks. #Literally #AlsoFiguratively

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

And another thing, when there is a well-done blizzard on tv, I am confident there is a blizzard in my city and, of course, I am wondering if schools will be canceled tomorrow. #WiWx @NBCNewAmsterdam

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

Co-dead without understanding of any of this.

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

@iminlikewithu Nice trophy!

[Carrie @CandidCarrie]

Here's hoping!

[Mitch Nelles @ThunderMKE]

Hey @Amtrak @AmtrakAlerts - my 6 year old daughter just left her lovey on TRAIN 338, just got to Chicago from Milwaukee on the Hiawatha!!! It's green and orange with lots of tags sticking out. HELP!!?!?