The Candid Whore

8 year industry vet with a degree or two. Books, tea, and witty banter are a few of my favorite things 📚

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

When someone is astonished you're a #sexworker AND educated, because those two are infinitely mutually exclusive... #BitchPlease

[PACE Society @PaceSociety]

Sex work is not inherently violent. It is made violent by criminalization & stigma. Sentencing a man who killed a #sexwork-er, the judge said the victim "had chosen a profession that would always have the potential to place her in dangerous situations." https://t.co/Me65fxkR6j

[@COYOTERI @CoyoteRi]

@Magdahere @Maggie_McNeill @LadyVi_ @Waitingirl13 @SavannahSly @Mahri_Irvine @CATWIntl @mistressmatisse @LadyOFyre @adannyboy I have been a sex worker for 35 years & I never sold my body. Why would we want to read you unethical junk science you are trying to pass off as research. We did the research on over 1500 US sex workers.

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

Complaining about rates or requesting a deal is the equivalent of phoning French Laundry and exclaiming McDonald's is more affordable.

Demanding Wagyu on a burger budget is laughable, as is comparing two human beings and their rates.

#IAmWagyu #HookersAreNotFleaMarkets

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

*3 hours and apparently one too many glasses of wine into booking*

Him: *seductively* I'll do anything you want me to do
Me: Please, for the love of Cheesus, can you just finish?

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@funphonerobin @RayBeamBottom @Bully_Bree @DemiiDomme @RedheadedCurvy @SeductressSuzie @CaliCox5 Aww Robin, you're so wonderful as always! 😍

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@RedSonjaPSO @JanelleLove1313 @NatashaVinik @rubywild000 @FetishTherapist @MsLunaSapphire @JoiEmma @CherryAllureXXX @dickdestroyer93 @lilygreymfc @IloveAlexBishop @faeriebbsimone @_superluminal_ @DeliriumSade @NixxLittle @AspasiaShayla @Mistress_DJ Y'all are the sweetest ❤️

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@funphonerobin Yes please!

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

It's a beautiful feeling to see a new client. The pre-appointment jitters, feeling at ease on arrival, and the tactile research. But, the comfort of a regular client feels like home. My favorite pizza meeting me at his door is a thing of fairy tales #IReallyLikePizza & #SexWork

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@sal2017intj Of course they know your vaginal workings better than you, they're old white men, they're omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient.
However, I'll be here to aid in your proclivities. I've been told I'm a heavenly influence 👿

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@sal2017intj I maxed my characters! I must add, if you ever need to vent I'm generally around. I hope you start feeling better & these asshats fuck off sooner rather than later.

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@sal2017intj Ms. Heathen, don't you know that we as women only want birth control to further our promiscuity? The ONLY reason the BCP is necessary is to further our spiral into whoredom™ Old white men without female reproductive organs are absolutely the most knowledgeable on the subject /s

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

What a beautiful comment to begin my day ❤️ https://t.co/rADiZoHLcD

[Steph Larcome 🇺🇸 ❤️ 🇧🇷 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇮🇷 @StephLarcome]

@CandidWhore I'm considering webcam work and I want to thank you for normalizing sex work.

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@YoniMarten @Lola_Davina That was perfectly stated. Generally when I come across Mrs.PearlClutchingPuritan, I simply ask why sex work exists? For if there were no demand, there would be no supply. It's commonly met with crickets or further disgust and a topic change and/or tangent.

[loladavina @Lola_Davina]

#Sexwork is serious emotional labor, and self-care is essential.

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@BryanWenzel @DesireeAlliance @whorenexxxtdoor @GOP ...Mic drop 💣

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@Lola_Davina Thank you for the daily pick-me-ups, they're highly appreciated.

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@RedSonjaPSO I can't 😂

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

Have you ever spent 3 hours pinching a gentleman's nipples while straddling him from behind, all while watching Atsumi Katou give an extremely thorough blowjob, on repeat? Welcome to my Tuesday morning! ☕️
#JustHeauxThings #Sexwork

[Sophia Rose @courtesansophia]

CLIENTS: Seeing a companion should be easy:
1. Find someone you like
2. Read website for booking instructions & follow them
3. Provide references, if required
4. Be on time & pay upfront
5. Be kind & respectful of boundaries
6. Let the companion take the lead.

[The Candid Whore @CandidWhore]

@your_bad_stella @CherryAllureXXX @peppermint_fae @faeriebbsimone @RedSonjaPSO @NixxLittle @_superluminal_ @JoiEmma Thanks, you're so great @your_bad_stella ❤️