Candida Bulle

Developer of things and Ideas.

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me: im always so lonely friend: hey wanna hang out me: no

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Be grateful.

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Have leg cramps from running or swimming? Take 1 magnesium pill a day. You can find them in the Vitamin section.

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Foods with lemon or tomato should not be stored in aluminium pans. The colour and flavor of food would change

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I'll start tomorrow is usually an excuse. Start right now, and be true to yourself.

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Those late night text conversations, where everything comes out, and you admit everything.

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A huge mistake in relationships is confusing a real person with the image you've created in your mind.

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Don't let someone take advantage of you, you deserve better than that.

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Don't mess with someone's relationship, just because you can't get one.

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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future.

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omg mom calm down its just meth

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Remember to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time.

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Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.

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what idiot called it a chicken instead of an eggplant

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I spend most of my time waiting for the next big thing to hate.

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5 year old children in California make more eye contact with Dora the Explorer than their own mothers.

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i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they'll find a nokia still on half battery

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crushes are great until you realize that they'll never be interested in you

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My most beloved iPhone app is the one that transmogrifies my phone into a bottle of absinthe.

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I many not become perfect, but I'm sure as hell going to get close.