Ginn Detrolio

Bambi Umami

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

Truck

In Mario Kart Wii

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

mario! dont go left! the screen is scrolling right! wow, haha! just a trick? you wild bastard! (mario swings his raccoon tail)

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

when you see a retro platformer TAS hit the autoscroller level, you just know you're about to see some tricks

[Arantxa Štefan @malnote]

Just a small town living in a Hundoism world.

[Haha ya @Hey54636]

They don't make em like they used to, they actually make them better and faster in a little place called China

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

@ilovekendraa i can help you find them 👼

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

im a jp morgan chase DEI hire

[Sound @BambiUmami]

obliterating my son with the knicks garbage can for listening to prog rock too close to bedtime

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

I’m a dirty slut a dirty slut thats not washed I’m unclean I’m unclean whose gonna wash me

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Being posthumously put on academic probation for plagiarizing your suicide note

[Dr. Hood Honkie, MD @DrHoodHonkeyMD]

Full Employment means Full Body Workouts

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

sometimes the squashed block lettering on the tailgate of an F-150 looks like it says "FUSO" to me at a glance. just my honest truth, the ford fuso.

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

we have this conundrum where people are attracted to me, but they dont want to admit i am impressive and give me an ego. dudes wish they could just corner me like i was their cellmate in prison, like it would be so convenient if we all had a hot femboy around when we're bored

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

i did this in about 2 hours but the limiting factor was that, early on, i slipped on a rock i knew i was gonna slip on, because ive slipped on that rock before even when it isnt wet out

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

it took so long for people to finally realize that 10 miles on a treadmill in an hour doesnt mean you can handle what im doing. i had to let everyone train all winter, i had to wait for the other athletes to make more attempts to find out that they still cant do exactly what i do

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

those men are attracted to just anything they think will make them seem macho by comparison. and unfortunately that is not gonna be me, not when i am making you look pathetic compared to my brolic mountain climbs

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

i think women are actually kinda tired of gay men insisting that i am just like closeted men who dont have rizz because they will routinely settle for way less, just because i also like tranny cock like those men pretend to

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

if you put a pez candy in a glass of water i grows in to a pez dispenser

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

the reason i am stuck in this cycle of homelessness is really just because i keep getting bullied by gay faggots, and my dad chooses to be one of them because he gave up on having a legacy beyond this human sacrifice for the entertainment of people who dont really respect him

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

my dad used me as a human donation to the civic dept by keeping me homeless so that i would keep getting tickets from the park rangers, so that a small group of people could justify long overnight hours to "take care of the homeless issue."

[Ginn Detrolio @CandidaDeath]

my dad acts like this is what i deserve because i dont suck dick and i called a gay trucker a nigger in his parking lot. my dad just creates grief for fun and has called the police on both of his sons, as if the reason he donates is so he can intimidate whoever shows up for him