Cassowary

I am a cassowary in crisis. I fucking hate people, I got my own long sharp ahh claws, and I can gut people like sausages and patties. Will you dare to enter?

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@bearlyable2 I ate him

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@cowincrisis I eat big macs.

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@LionInCrisis No you're fucking not

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@LionInCrisis What kind of fucking cartoon show is this?

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@RhinoInCrisis Fat unicorn

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

This is It. The Vacation that I'm looking for; Japan. I'ma gonna go hunt and kill a bear. Wish me luck.

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@SleepCoralysis And soon they will be calling him Fatman

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@SleepCoralysis I am a bird in crisis

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@trapezistshubby No problem, mate

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@kingincrisis Are you fucking kidding me

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@LionInCrisis Bro is now smacking his own kids, child abuse and animal abuse much?

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

I will kick @bearlyable2 back to russia

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@LionInCrisis Hey @grok rp as trapezist (endacopia)

Okay Sophie Trapezist try not to laugh-

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

My name is @LionInCrisis , and I am a very angry fat fuckass lazy fatass lion wearing a diaper and I live in a savanna oh and I'm scared that trapezist might kick my booboo legs out of nowhere

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@trapezistshubby @RockstarGames Actually @LionInCrisis is the one who leaked GTA VI

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@LionInCrisis Hey @grok , make a image of Trapezist (Endcopia) yelling at @LionInCrisis and hitting him with a whip while I happily got "Ringmaster's Pet" badge in her circus

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@cowincrisis @googlemaps Big mac

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

Fuck Bear, I will have you as a taxidermy head @bear

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

Fuck Lion, You are dumb, fat, and a cheater
Fuck Crocodile, You are a whiny quitter that forgot to go extinct
Fuck Gorilla, You are dumb, fat, and hairy
Fuck Moose, You are a drunkard
Fuck Rhino, You are a fat unicorn
Fuck Horse, You are a simp
Fuck Shark, You are bait

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@RavenENvt Draw my girl Trapezist from endacopia

[Cassowary @CandieMinecraft]

@RavenENvt Here