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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with Bullshit.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

We’d love to see President Cankles pass it.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

🤣🤣🤣

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

@keatingssixth @eddiecastle70

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

Listening to my HS Playlist, still hits🥲

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

@Eisllit @eddiecastle70

[Shawtyy🌻 @saaaraaahi_]

If you guys can please repost to help us get justice for my brother. Any info can be helpful 🙏🕊 #repost #share #justiceforjesus

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

@MvmiMetz She's tryna be a match maker😍🤣

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

@MvmiMetz I love you💕

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

@MvmiMetz Ugh, I hate when that happens 😒

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

@MvmiMetz Same, and crazy mood swings. I hate ittttt, but I don't want kids!!! :[

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

@MvmiMetz Fuuuuuh haha have a safe trip then!

[The Project. @NATALIALABEL]

One of my fondest 2020 memories was during the first lockdown when a neighbour wore a dinosaur hazmat suit whenever they left the house.

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

@MvmiMetz Ya tu sabes🙃

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

my butthole just unclenched for the first time in 4 years

[Law⚡️ @LawJSharma]

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

[C a n d i. @Candiiux]

@MvmiMetz I cant even spell dumbass🤦‍♀️