CandleStickler

Laughing through the dips since 2009. Follow for laughs and losses.

[CandleStickler @CandleStickler]

I asked my portfolio how it was doing.

It said, “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning rally.”

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[CandleStickler @CandleStickler]

Why don’t crypto traders ever sleep?

Because they don’t want to miss their dreams getting liquidated at 3 a.m.

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How did the trader propose?

He gave her a ring… then hedged with a prenup.

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[CandleStickler @CandleStickler]

What’s a bear’s favorite drink?

Anything on the rocks.

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Why did the algorithm trader get dumped?

Too many back-tests, not enough personality.

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[CandleStickler @CandleStickler]

How do you comfort a sad crypto trader?

Tell them it’s just a dip… not a crash.

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[CandleStickler @CandleStickler]

What’s the difference between a stock trader and a crypto trader?

About three energy drinks and two hours of sleep.

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