Delusions of Candor

Just a guy trying to figure it out.

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@SaltyBitch_52 How would a dock help you get a boat down a hill?

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@Darkdarling00 Dr. Acula

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@0xleegenz That’s not how tax brackets work, obviously. But, sentiment is real.

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@ronsterd89 This brings back memories.

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@UofHockeyBlog That was the best.

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@celinatruckstop A few of those guys need to see a doctor.

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@JeffMcC9767951 @AllieJade1 @IndianaGPA Because I’ll be parked in the garage and I can back out and clear the driveway at the same time

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@InterstellarUAP @EricBurlison @DrStevenGreer It’s hard to believe that advanced life would create interstellar craft, visit another planet, and crash there.

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Hey, @voiceofpaulral nice interview with coach this morning. Thought you might like this.

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@sam_niac Those were simpler times

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0. Un-skippable previews on Blu-ray movies.

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

Humanity's worst inventions, ranked

1. QR code menus
2. Tiktok
3. Sin
4. OneDrive
5. Unskippable cutscenes in video games
6. Ohio
7. Mustard gas
8. The designated hitter rule
9. Zoom meetings
10. Communism

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@MrPitbull07 $20

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@gr8fuljon @420matt9191 I came here to say this!

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@VladTheInflator They may be gaming the system a bit, but I would never deny a veteran any type of severance. They’ve put their lives on the line to keep the rest of us safe. They deserve everything they get and more.

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@m__mckinney Lots of great bands in the world. My jam is Spafford.

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@ChShersh Gatekeeping at its finest. Nice work.

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@sircalebhammer Your program is entertaining, but when your shtick involves being rude to your guests, you can expect some pushback.

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@facetedcarapace Almost as tacky as being married five times.

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@TheBTCTherapist @grok It’s on the internet, so it has to be true. Them’s the rules.