“Candy” Dealer

“Would you help a poor lonely candy dealer?”
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Parody of the candy dealer from spooky month

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

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[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

Uhhh

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

︵ֺ︵ “ 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵,
𝘚𝘰 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 .
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 . . . “ ︵ֺ︵

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[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

// whenever I see the word fellas I think of that one video.
FELLAS! Is it gay to ______?

[gb/angel 💙 follow my alt @golfballbfdi]

putting this on main too
based off of a real exchange
#cuphead

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@Moor_Aspen Aspen, I need some of your mushrooms for something.

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@ddzasfgg35283 @FangedFastener // there’s already one of Frank and Thin Thief.

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@ddzasfgg35283 @FangedFastener I have arrived.

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@g0rechard // I haven’t seen much of Candy Dealer. Please.

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@vampiregeeek How much?

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@DaisiesNCats Hello kid.

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@TomGewlz What? Am I high or is this what I’m actually seeing??

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

I didn’t know Kevin had game like that.

[A cultist nicknamed Dip @DipleyCult]

Why does the candy man always get the girls?

Now that I think about it, why does the candy man also take all the boys...

Damn, even the damn tree sometimes wants to be with the candy man

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@KevCandyCulprit Did you eat “sugar”?

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

I kinda need you to hold onto something for me.

[🍬Kevin🍬 @KevCandyCulprit]

"So what's your deal?"

[🍬Interaction bait🍬]

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

// got a drive because yes
https://t.co/XWtgf5I7YR

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@MC__RAZILLE Thank you for the $25 bucks.

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@MC__RAZILLE Alright.

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@ThePuchingBagSM Yo kid can you like, deliver some sugar to the candy store for me?

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@ETERNALWARMTH66 // alright I’ll keep an eye out.

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@ETERNALWARMTH66 // Moloch ain’t go no ears, man.

[“Candy” Dealer @CandyDealee]

@CandyDealee //pink ears 👀