booots

she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 28 | i play the idiot bird in melee, drag queen, comic nerd, speedrunner, skater 🐦🪩📚🏃‍♀️💨🛹

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

It’s women Wednesday, I love women, I love being a woman 🌸

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

I think the DMV should have a house DJ, might brighten up the place

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

I was at the dispensary and the guy said “this strain is called dogshit” and it really smelled like dogshit I was kinda impressed

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

Just had sleep paralysis for the first time, 3/10, can’t say I recommend you try it out

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

tramp stamp idea

[🥚🐶 | Salt @SaltSSB]

This is a #Dennys Edgeguard

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

They’re playing my favorite Carly Rae Jepsen song to cry to at the grocery store, her range is unmatched

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

@floatingmsmaya That’s goat!

[TheAllergyGirl 💜🏳️‍⚧️ @theallergygirl]

generational tweet

[geo @shadoweave1]

a lot of trans women are in a 5 year long manic episode caused by transitioning from a fugly boy into a gorgeous woman overdosing on attention

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

@brynnakalop Goaaattttttt

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

I got tipped $5 and a stuffed animal today #stayWinning #slay

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

Customer recognized my perfume and said it smells good on me, another customer asked me if I had any kids. I think I win the trans woman working retail award for the day

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

Someone tipped me a crumpled up dollar bill in the checkstand it’s almost like I never quit drag

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

Like I switched over to worshipping the moon bc she’s way prettier, but he’s still pretty hot tbh #lol

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

Does the sun ever hit you just right and you wonder why we ever stopped worshipping that guy?

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

the fun thing about carly rae jepsen's career is that she has made arguably 3 or 4 of the best pop songs of the last 16 years and none of them are call me maybe

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

Damn I love smoking weed and dancing with my tits out

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

👁️👁️

[s0ul @so_0uls]

any trans girls trying to show me their 👀👀👀

[booots @CandyGirlBoots]

Ass so fat I just ripped my pants squatting down at work :/ keep me in your thots during this trying time