Candy Butler

I'm able to stop the wind, turn hot to cold, pull food out of the air and make sure the world doesn't hurl itself into the sun, so thinketh my children.

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@Mark_Sheppard So happy to be helping a great cause!

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

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[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@GovWhitmer @migov I sure hope so. I've been off for 8 days and this is how many times I've tried calling since they locked my account. The 701 is just today.

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@TammyKAYT 😂😂

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@ButlerStefani She is one of the most beautiful (besides all of you kids), happiest, healthiest baby I've ever seen ❤❤❤

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

When your kids grow up there are moments when you look at them and hardly recognize them. It’s as if pieces of their babyness have suddenly dropped away and these mature, bright, beautiful strangers stand in their place and it melts your heart and breaks it at the same time.

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@TammyKAYT True.

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@chellemybell22 My Grand Prix is Susan. My Monte before her was Helen and I had a '79 Monte back in high school that I called Fred.

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@MattButler0323

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

dad: what should we name him

mom: something beautiful

dad: something unique

mom: any ideas

dad: matt

mom: ok

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@ButlerStefani She's perfect! Can't believe she's learning to crawl already.

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

I want to be just like Pig...sleep, eat, drink and grumble at anyone who comes near me. Oh. Wait. I already do all that.

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

If growing up in rural America taught me anything, there's always a reason for fireworks. New Year's? Fireworks. Memorial Day? Fireworks. Prom? Graduation? Birthday? Fireworks! July 4th? FIREWORKS! Bob lost fingers in a fireworks accident? Motherfucker let's light some fireworks.

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@CruisinSoozan I love lilies. Unfortunately I'm allergic to them and mums. 😞

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

Happy Birthday to my youngest! She is 20 yrs old today.

@ButlerMakenna

[Possum Kingdom @aissalanis]

*takes 1 sip of water*

*pees 86 times*

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

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[Christina, mother of spiders ✊🦇👻🤘🐍 @Aikiwomannc]

Waiter: Yes ma'am, it's called comfort food but...

Me: *sinking into the mashed potatoes* I'm almost comfy. More potatoes.

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

The Redhead has asked me this question a million times. It was 25 yrs ago! I'm lucky to remember what happened 10 seconds ago.

@ButlerStefani

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

@LeonBut89299787 He who makes more money, works 😝

[Candy Butler @CandyMarie624]

This is the last day that The Man's towel, socks and boxers will be in the bathroom waiting for him when he gets home from work.

You are on your own little buddy...unless you let me quit my job and become a stay-at-home person.

😂😂

@LeonBut89299787