@tamarannaivety Oh, gladly! This seems like the kind of research that's best with a partner!
For example: Humans are apparently compelled to kiss when standing under mistletoe. But kissing where, exactly, is unclear...
Bonnie's studying an ancient human tradition called... "Kriss-miss!"
It's about giving, and friendship, and...
Sex with women dressed in gaudy wrapping paper, according to her findings-
@EarphoneMom There are conditions?! Fascinating!
Bonnie can't breed. Her parts are... You know. Raw sugar.
So her chest tends to just... Leak. Usually when she's accumulated too much mass. Pretty inefficient...
"...Yeah, no, this isn't gonna work. I look like a giant gumball.
Not that the alternative is all that professional..."
Bonnie REALLY needs to stop experimenting right before her royal meetings!