Kate Ireland

she/her cleric of vacationism

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

@vrojano Sorry there was no card, it’s because I’m actually incredibly stupid!! And I’m your best friend! And you’re my best friend and we’re gonna murder each other

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

I would vote for any representative who promises to make it illegal for landlords to make tenants pay the realtor fee because I DID NOT HIRE A REALTOR, YOU DID

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

You know, they sell mini basketballs for $7 at Pizza Hut right now

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

Been figuring out what to do with an Amazon gift card for 3 months now and the only idea I have is if they have an adult sized skip-it I’ll buy that

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

Watching Iron Chef and just think @andrewzimmern and @KristenLKish are so charming and their love for cooking is so visible and they make the show so bright and good??? Do they know?? I want to make sure they know

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

@PopPunkGarbage Incorrect response actually

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

Got a tee shirt from Maria Bamford to cheer myself up after a horrible illness that was luckily nothing serious but will inevitably complicate my anxiety disorder and I’m POSITIVE it will HELP A LOT THANK U @mariabamfoo

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

@PopPunkGarbage What if all our cells revert and we turn into babies

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

Maybe this’ll be the year I beat Pokémon red on my gameboy color

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

I was dead silent watching this and as soon as it ended I choke laughed so hard I almost threw up

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

I tried to read lord of the rings and it was insufferably boring EXCEPT FOR Tom Bombadil who is the light of my life

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I love when people who have only seen the Lord of the Rings films decide to read the books and suddenly there’s Tom Bombadil. imagine if you were watching Die Hard and there was a deleted scene where McClane met a brightly dressed goblin who yodeled.

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

Just wanted to show you this

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

I ordered from Wawak at 1 pm yesterday and it’s out for delivery today 😭 I love u Wawak even though you took away the cheap Aurifil

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

I just bought this swimsuit fabric on Facebook marketplace

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

@AsthmaSquad It’s only strange that you don’t also have one from the pig & parrot place we went to last month

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

@GardenStateRD first open scrimmage in a looong time was last night and it was AMAZING and I took some hits and I gave some hits back and I jammed & got lead a couple times (because my teams blockers were murderous and not by any talent of my own) but wow so fun so exciting

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

@DanteFenolio My costume this year!

[Kate Ireland @CandySlamberg]

@Cat_Cosplay