the saddest bones

queer, disabled, sleepy, joyful, healing, held, and whole. they/them

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

me: I haven’t been flossing well, I’m afraid I might have some cavities-

dentist: yeah, I BET you’re afraid you big fuckin’ LOSER

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

malort for m’lord

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We’re married! Ongoing costs of this disease are pretty chaotic - if you have the means to support us in the face of all of It All, here’s how! https://t.co/FH7drnEZCy

[WBBM Newsradio @WBBMNewsradio]

Nurses at Northwestern Memorial Hospital pulled together a last-minute wedding ceremony for a patient who wanted to tie the knot before undergoing open heart surgery. WBBM's @carigaribay reports:
https://t.co/pud0ZcR4Mx

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

a haunted house but it’s just the hospital you’ve been in for 51 consecutive days

[photo of multiple IV pumps on a double IV pole, taken in a dark hospital room]

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Nothing like neighborhood Facebook groups.

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this convention is provoking some wild chat, y’all.

#LilJon #DNC #DNC2024Chicago #windowtothewalz

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The way to my *personal* genderless heart is through this little plastic port/catheter that provides direct access…
But making me-sized clothing out of the fabrics/prints usually reserved for infants would be SUCH a close 2nd.

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

If the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, then the way to a nonbinary person’s heart is probably through using the textiles baby outfits are made of to design adult-sized clothing.

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

damn BloomChic, June isn’t even all the way over 😔

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

I’m sorry, WHAT

@CursedFb

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when they said “everybody, please find a partner!” at Social Dance in 7th grade

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

me, gesticulating wildly: see, I’m not deranged, I’m actually a HERO

my family, buried in a wasteland of mismatched furniture, bulbless lamps, and bizarre ceramic figurines: 😶

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

David Chesnoff looks like a thumb that moonlights as a Benjamin Franklin impersonator.

#thejinx #thejinxpart2 #robertdurst

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

Every time I see a commercial for this show my brain goes “Well I want a single moment’s peace, did the farmer ever think about that?”

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New name for “wheelchair” dropped on FB marketplace and you know what? As a disabled “Executive Chair” user myself, I dig it.

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

special skills: getting absolutely bodied by having a body

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

quick q - does this marketing team know what depression is?

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

So @christine_corso and I just finished #AmericanNightmare and they said “people should start sending random/puzzle pieces to Det. Mat Mustard, saying “bet you can’t solve this one, either!’”
tbh, we could send him this one and he’d still fuck it up, the absolute ding-dong.

[the saddest bones @CaneAndCanines]

Sticking my fan in the neck of my sweater for hands-free hot-face-cooling while I get my infusion? Innovation.

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After coming home from a zillion days in the hospital, all my focus went to staying alive, & none went to laundry… so my laundry built up.
In 24 hours, Donisha from @poplin_co turned 47 lbs of stress & overwhelm into 4 neat little bags of washed/folded/hung clothing. Thank you!