Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴
We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
Yt guy born/raised in Miss. here, once dated a girl who told me that the yt parents in her home town made a private school just so all the yt kids could go to it and avoid the black kids in public school. It was also placed on the yt side of town to discourage black enrollment 🤷🏼♂️
En términos futbolísticos, esto es como estar viendo un partido de fútbol en directo y de repente ver que en el minuto 60 salta Messi al terreno de juego vestido con los colores de tu equipo y marca un hat-trick.