Canes’ Happy Gilmore

Unserious account regarding serious Carolina Hurricanes business

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

Protesting the Super Bowl halftime show until I get to see my goat perform… @AdamLeeDecker

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

This is now my entire personality

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

FINALLY GOT IT DONE.

The Carolina Hurricanes are the 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions!!

#SoundTheSiren | #StanleyCup

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE YOUR 2026 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆 🌀

THEIR 2ND CUP IN FRANCHISE HISTORY 🔥🔥🔥

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

@illegallybIond3 No way they were sold out when I got in

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

@FutureCanes Unfortunately, you’re going to have to go Vegas on Sunday.

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

More Stanley Cup Hockey today

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

@spittinchiclets Why is buddy scratching his dick and balls on camera

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

ALL TIED UP

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

@PuckReportNHL He did not consent to that

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

@FutureCanes @caseyskater Would be the greatest 4th liner in franchise history

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

@caseyskater My Bussi is dripping

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

@espn Unc putting America on his back

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

@espn I cummed

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

Sir Walter Raleigh-Ehlers

[City of Raleigh @RaleighGov]

See you at Moore Square, @Canes fans! 😁

[NHL @NHL]

THE CANES ARE SURGING TO THE #STANLEYCUP FINAL! 🌪️

Presented by @NavyFederal

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Canes fans mocked all of Montreal with the “OLE” chant

[Canes’ Happy Gilmore @CanesHappyG]

@canes_talk @CanesIncognito @DRCanadiens Everybody and their mother said shit like this, pick a side dawg🤡