CanicoWoe

Raising awareness for the terrible working practices, horrific side effects and shoddy product peddled by the CPF. Bleugh, yuck, groo etc.

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

I see the net is closing in on @CanicoPro and crackpot organisation @OfCanico - Twitter is getting wise to your indoctrination!!! 👍

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@Probioticsreg I feel like we should talk sometime.... ☑️ 👀

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@CanicoPro New side effect: growing a hump ☑️

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@CanicoPro Don’t let the probiotics make promises the Thurs can’t keep. ❌

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@CanicoPro AHA!!!!!!

Congratulations, Jab Avery 💉

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@CanicoPro If you notice this notice ⬆️ you’ll notice this notice ⬆️ wasn’t worth noticing

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@CanicoPro does your secret formula contain any of the following: cannibals, can openers, cannabis, cantaloupes, candle wax, canoes, Canadian geese or Eric Cantona?

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

MOST WORRYING SIDE EFFECT YET!!! RIGHT HERE ON THEIR PROFILE!

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@CanicoPro @OfCanico Happy jake day??! Happy JOKE day, more like! New side effect: delusions of grandeur ☑️

happy birthday, churchy :P

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@GaryWrightfan1 @Pancheers I want to know how can I have a serious one to one call with Joke Avery 👎

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

It’s time for @CanicoPro side effect of the week: halitosis. Saying the words ‘Jake Avery’ make your breath smell like rotatable pyjamas.

And *you* may not know what rotatable pyjamas smell like but believe me, I do, and you want no part of that.

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@yes2smokedetect @CanicoPro @nosmokedetector It’s clearly a troll account, jumping on the far-right bandwagon to draw all eyes away from the dodgy probiotics he’s been shifting for the last few months. Seen an increase in spiders this year? It’s not a coincidence, that’s all I’m saying... 👀

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@CanicoPro If I ever need an emetic I know what I listen to ☑️

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@nosmokedetector Or a device, either way

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@nosmokedetector If you’re feeling sick, maybe that’s down to smoke inhalation. If only there was a evidence that could alert you to such things....? 🤔

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@CanicoPro Disgraceful lies, that kind of stain isn‘t made by sneezing, it’s caused by throwing up canico probiotics!

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@wright_podcast @PortHour This podcast is so bad my Asda delivery showed up to stop me listening to it!! #porthour

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

Only listen to this podcast if you hate your ears, your life or someone in the room you’re sitting in at the time 👎👎👎 #porthour

[The Wright Angle Podcast @wright_podcast]

@PortHour If you haven’t heard this vital and relevant podcast from Newport near Wales yet then you are massively disadvantaged. LISTEN TO EP 23 NOW #porthour #relevent #vital #vitallyrelevent #Viral #Podcast #Truth #MadeByWales by #StraightWhiteMales
https://t.co/OF69VquPUP

[CanicoWoe @CanicoWoe]

@bigfinish Absent Friends