CanisiusScumbag

My name is Steve and I'm that Scumbag from Canisius College that no one likes.

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Magis? What the fuck is that? Some sort of hard liquor?

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"I hate school." Drops out. "I hate the real world."

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Finally up to 200 followers. Time to do some hardcore drugs.

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Goes to semi-formal with a shirt and tie and sweatpants. "Semi-formal bruh, SEMI-formal."

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Farts in class. Blames a nearby girl.

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Come on people only 3 more followers to 200!! I don't want to spend another night drinking myself into oblivion from depression...

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Still trying to get 200 followers. When that happens I'll make fun of @CanisiusWonka 's mother.

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Get me to 200 followers and I'll start a twitter war with @CanisiusWonka. That punk ain't got nuthin!!

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"Fuck bitches, get money." Unemployed, still a virgin. #Scumbag

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"The government shut down? Thats cute" **Keeps watching The Walking Dead** #Scumbag #WalkingDead #Shutdown

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"White girls can't twerk." Can't even do the electric slide.

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@CanisiusScumbag: Dude can you go to community day?
Him: Nah man I gotta study.
**Snapchats a pic of him playing WoW**

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"Dude wanna go to this party?"
Him: "Nah dude I'm sick of partying with freshman."
**shows up black out drunk**

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Fall Fest?? More like Quad Party fall edition!!

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Whats spring fest?? Ohhhhhhh you mean quad party???

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Professor: Ghandi once said violence solves nothing.
Him: HA GAAAAAAAAAYY!

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GTA 5 is released. Drops out.

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No parking at the KAC. Calls in a bomb threat.

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Goes to your house party. Steals your door.

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Gets a parking ticket from public safety. Tries to pay it with griff bucks.