Curt Bizz

B-movie Enthusiast | OMAD Minimalist | Habitual Donk Bettor | Serial re-Tweeter | Aspiring Thru-hiker... #Sobriety Is My Superpower

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Anyone feel me on this? I’m usually good, but when I think about the nonsense we’ve been living through for the last 2 years, I get pissed off all over again.

The morons who voted for Trump because they believed he would lower grocery prices and end all wars got us a half-torn-down White House, a UFC cage on the South Lawn and an economy in the toilet.

[LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961]

Mediaite: Tucker Carlson alleged Trump shut down the federal investigation into the 2024 Butler, PA assassination attempt. Thomas Crooks exchanged emails with a Butler Co. Sheriff’s deputy before the shooting, fueling speculation that the event may have been staged.
#VoteBlue26

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

It is mathematically impossible for a MAGA Republican candidate to lose in deep blue LA.

Just like it’s mathematically impossible for the Browns to lose the Super Bowl.

[Curt Bizz @CankleFish]

RT @WSOP: Four Bracelet Winners and a $100K High Roller Finale!

@NickSchulman recaps another massive WSOP night featuring four bracelet wi…

[Curt Bizz @CankleFish]

RT @WSOP: Nick Schulman Reveals His Best and Worst Mixed Games

Fresh off winning the $1,500 HORSE at the WSOP, Nick Schulman breaks down h…

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.

[💙💙💛💛Fred 💛💛💙💙 @fcretired]

#DV1 #DemsUnited

According to MAGA
Trump is
MAKING AMERICA GREAT

They may be right …
if you
think like them‼️

Before Trump I could only
put $20 worth of gas in my car

NOW his economy is so good
it fits $40 worth

He’s really doing great, huh⁉️

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me 38 times, you must be a MAGA moron!

[Curt Bizz @CankleFish]

@atrupar

[PokerNews @PokerNews]

🏆Santhosh Suvarna does it again, winning the $50,000 High Roller!

You can tell how much the prestige of winning a third @WSOP bracelet means to him!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every fact is “fake news”

Every protest is “paid agitators”

Everything they don’t like is a “hoax”

Every election they lose is “rigged”

Imagine being so fucking weak and pathetic that you have to invent an alternate reality because you’re incapable of dealing with the truth.

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

If the Knicks win the NBA championship and decline an invitation to the White House, I swear to god I won’t ask for anything this Christmas!

I’ll toss in next Christmas if they celebrate with Mamdani instead!

😂

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

CANADA WINS THE BRIDGE WAR!

According to the Detroit News the Gordie Howe bridge, linking Michigan and Ontario, will open on Friday. Trump threatened to keep it closed unless Canada turned over ownership to the US.

Canada said "no." And Trump backed down!

[WSOP - World Series of Poker @WSOP]

A simple hand of RAZZ was the demise for Nick Schulman in the $10,000 Dealer's Choice.

GGs to the remaining four players as @NickSchulman takes home $79,331.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

The Knicks were on a 13-game winning streak until this thing slithered in. He shut the city down, got booed, fell asleep, and stunk up the place. Stay at one of your clubs or the White House. This obnoxious creature causes nothing but chaos, and, as Rick Wilson says, ETTD.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Knicks fans are currently going viral for burning sage outside Madison Square Garden following Trump's presence in the arena.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

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[PokerCaddie @Choppodong1]

@platopoker You’re on the BTN vs an UTG open. Fuck that guy. This is a flat a lot of the time.

Bitching that it let 22 in is like a blackjack table telling me I took the dealer’s bust card.

Say something like that and I know you’re a bigger fish than I thought…and I’ll adjust vs you.