Jake

they call me bathroom break jake, cuz I be pissin people off he/him

[Jake @CannedCorm]

you were WHAT when you boiled that egg?!?!

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[Jake @CannedCorm]

@CorrodedParadox Love an Unagi Roll!

[Jake @CannedCorm]

@PaulDrawsArt What about a fairy or psychic type Farfetch’d that uses the leek as a wizard staff

[Jake @CannedCorm]

@RepGolden ur a bitch

[Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree]

The House votes to repeal some of President Trump's tariffs levied on imports from Canada. 210 Republicans voted in favor of the tariffs. It's the first time House GOP lawmakers have gone on the record about the Trump tariffs.

[(Gay) Signal @NopeSignal]

Democrats are really gonna have to lock in this coming election. It will be difficult, but I believe they will find a way to lose to this.

[Jake @CannedCorm]

@figsaydaa It looks like Kimia is between Jacob and Ally because you can see the bones line up!

[Jake @CannedCorm]

John Leguizamo

[Amazing Pop Culture Podcast @AmazingPopPod]

What’s the first thing you think of when you see John Leguizamo?

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

googling haircuts for 6/10s

[Jake @CannedCorm]

@scum_art Ham Samdwich

[Jake @CannedCorm]

@Drag_Crave @LatriceRoyale @OgunquitPH I saw this back in September and this video doesn’t do justice how much she TOWERS over the Seymour actor. Far and away the best Little Shop I’ve ever seen live!

[Jake @CannedCorm]

We can't be sure that this isn't a Conner O'Malley character.

[Jake @CannedCorm]

New Pope EVs just dropped.

[Andrea 🇮🇹🇪🇺 @ClassicalSocdem]

The (pretty detailed) site Conclavoscope gives Leo XIV a 39/100 score (where 0 = woke and 100 = ultraconservative)

Other cardinals:
Tagle 20
Zuppi 23
Aveline 36
Parolin 43
Pizzaballa 60
Erdo 65
Sarah 88
Burke 96

We can confidently say he’s “to the left” of the median cardinal

[Jake @CannedCorm]

I have little to no pride for my home state, but reading the replies to this post caused a red flannel and bean boots to grow onto my body like a symbiote.

[Jonas Denenberg @jdlogistcs]

They have special fucked up hot dogs on the Amtrak Downeaster service not found anywhere else in the network

[GoofyDoofy389 (FANEXPO ANAHEIM SOON) @GoofyDoofy389]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

[Jake @CannedCorm]

woah, spiderman

[Haley Fan @NikkiHaleyFan02]

If Canada was part of the US, the Democrats would never win a presidential election again

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

Why would it have this functionality!?