Fortnite Stank Bow

Bigfoot Hoaxer. Ex-Mountain Monsters producer. Father. Husband. Nephew. Professional Carjacker. Amateur User.

[Fortnite Stank Bow @CannedMeat41]

Chinese necromancers are unleashing their hordes on the American public for half-priced tide pods.

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@orcreporter

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What’s next @Meta? I get 1 free pass to change my username then I have to pay $10 every time I want to after that? The metaverse is going to shit faster than my ass after a morning cold brew

[Fortnite Stank Bow @CannedMeat41]

Come and take it you rat bastards! @Meta

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They’re trying to designate smokers to smoking areas in the Metaverse

Literal billionaire-enforced segregation and no national news media has the balls to report on it

Stand up for yourselves

Tell them no!

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@orcreporter I just sneezed outside and a dog barked at me

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Anyone who says their favorite cloud is something other than a cumulonimbus cloud is either lying or demonically possessed

[Fortnite Stank Bow @CannedMeat41]

Anyway…… Stream Feet

https://t.co/1ubIyve8SE

[Fortnite Stank Bow @CannedMeat41]

Trading sauce flavors on bogo thursdays like it’s a god damn game of Settlers of Catan out here…

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What are you doing semi truck in the far left lane? What secret knowledge do you share with your friends through your magic voice box that you keep from me? You’re impeding my cool trick I learned from watching NASCAR

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@orcreporter FUCK YEAH

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@orcreporter SO WHAT?! BIG 3 (CHRYSLER GM AND FORD) USING MARIOTECH TO INCREASE SALES?!?!

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Hate to be the bearer of bad news but I’m pretty sure he accidentally watched Avatar.

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Just watched Inception for the first time..

What in the BLUE HELL dude

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Cowards didn’t bring Kanye out for run this town

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@AtmGoblin Stink is temporary. DRIP IS FOREVER!!!!

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Was that SpongeBob on Damar Hamlin’s coat?

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I’m Newt Stankbritching so hard rn. I smell fucking terrible.

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Rihanna should bring out doja cat. There’s been plenty of representation in today’s super bowl. But the lack of Mexican pizza fan representation has been glaring so far.