Cannibal Mickey

parody terrorist

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take-a-fart, leave-a-fart jar

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Poppers are just gay essential oils.

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Splooge McDuck

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Deadmau5 x Deathcab For Cutie = Deathmau4 Cutie

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Fred Again x Rise Against = Fred Against

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In my egg salad era rn

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“The Triplet Towers” is a common Mandela Effect. It was always only ever the “Twin Towers.”

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Cursed ship: Teal Swan x Keith Raniere

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Born to think, forced to feel.

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Thrilled to announce that I am launching the world’s first data-driven sex cult.

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Hoes with woes

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I will be the first plastic surgeon to complete a vapeable breast implant.

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Introducing the Jottle, the world’s first half jar, half bottle

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Bury the bodies.

No one can know.

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Look at my beautiful children, each precious one created in the image of God.

The voices tell me to drown them.

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Daddy loves you.

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Can you bring poppers to a colonoscopy?

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The appropriate time to exchange fetlife usernames is one week after the third date.

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It’s Mueller time how ya like that covfefe tiny hands Cheeto in chief Domald Drumpf #resist #neverthelessshepersisted #makedonalddrumpfagain #thankyoubrandon

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My child is an honor student at the abortion clinic medical incinerator

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Raging BuLLM

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AI Pacino