Superman

I'm 6'6 and before you even ask, no I've never played basketball

[Superman @CannonLogan]

I promise you that your costume didn't go as hard as mine did this year #ONEPIECE #roronoazoro

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Data centers get a full pass but we can't have wind or solar power because of how it RUINS THE LANDSCAPE

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A farmer in Texas says he hasn't seen a single live calf born since a data center was built next to his property.

Only stillbirths since.

If that's happening to livestock what effects will it have on the people around it?

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I took an elevator up to the 80th floor for a meeting.

As I was getting out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.”

I frowned and said, “Don’t call me son. You’re not my dad.”

He scratched his head and said, “No… but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

After the meeting, I got back on the elevator to head down, and the same operator was there.

Neither of us said a word.

When we reached the ground floor, he looked at me and said, “I’m sorry.”

“Because you called me son?” I asked.

He shook his head.

“No, son… because I let you down.”

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

You got players in the NFL RIGHT NOW who have domestic violence cases and multiple DUI’s. But apparently Caleb Williams painting his nails is sending the “wrong message” to kids. Y’all got it fam.

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

We should talk about William Dafoe Green Goblin the way we talk about Heath Ledgers Joker. A generational performance

[sam🌪️ hit the wall @star1ightstan13]

genuine question, why does a train line or a new park have to go thru years of votes and environmental impact studies but something like this can just? happen?

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

86% of Americans want this. But Republicans block it every single time.

[🩰 @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Lani @Lanipator]

This is the first novelty popcorn bucket I've seen that actually seems worth anything.

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Ele dormindo com a boquinha aberta 😭😭

[goma @soigomaa]

cool, cant wait to never hear about it again

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

I can see how they came up with pokemon

[IGN @IGN]

Watch the cinematic trailer for the brand-new Backyard Baseball video game! With enhanced gameplay, new modes (like online multiplayer!), and all the humor & charm of the original, get ready to play like a kid on July 9th!

Presented by @_BackyardSports

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

"I was just following orders" was rejected as a defence at the Nuremberg trials by the way